Chloe Mendonca

The grass is greener where you water it 🌱 | Project Manager & Digital Marketer | I live for sunshine, cocktails and chocolate! Not always in that order | 🏍

[UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet]

🆕 With the approval of His Majesty The King, the Prime Minister has announced the creation of four new departments.

These departments will ensure the right skills and teams are delivering for the British people.

[Chloe Mendonca @ChloeMendonca]

So disappointed with the service I received @hm Watford today. Despite having the receipt and never having worn these (clearly seen in pics), they refused to return, insisting they were worn as the tag was not on. This ripped off when I tried them on in-store. Shocking policy!

[Chloe Mendonca @ChloeMendonca]

@LinkedIn is there any way to raise a support ticket with you? My premium subscription renewed with no warning

[Chloe Mendonca @ChloeMendonca]

It's weird how you can feel nervous and proud of someone you've never met. @EmmaRaducanu smash it girl! 🎾

[Rich Payne 🌱 @richpayne88]

I’ve never bought a house before, but the process mainly seems to consist of me phoning people and asking them to please just do the jobs I’m paying them an eye-watering amount of money to do

[Chloe Mendonca @ChloeMendonca]

@dustinmoris So I'm a PM these days.... FYI not a low volume of work

[Chloe Mendonca @ChloeMendonca]

@ASICSUK I ordered running trainers two weeks ago but they still haven't arrived. I emailed support last week for an update and DM'd you too but no replies. Can someone please help? I just wanna go for a run 😭

[Chloe Mendonca @ChloeMendonca]

I don't understand why children's playgrounds can remain open (zero social distancing) yet outdoor tennis courts have been locked. One of the only healthy activities people from the same household can actually do together 😩 @BarnetCouncil https://t.co/JtjE0jVLwB

[Chloe Mendonca @ChloeMendonca]

@dustinmoris Great post 👏

[Kirk Williams @PPCKirk]

My two speeds of reading through a book are:

- 1 week
- 3 years

[Devesh Khanal @deveshkhanal]

Way to estimate how long any #web project will take. Make an estimate. Add 4,000,000 years.

[Chloe Mendonca @ChloeMendonca]

BBC2 documentary #TotallyUnderControl mandatory viewing. Thoughtful. Insightful and truly sadening. One day I hope science leads instead of poorly educated puppets. #TrumpAdministration

[Chloe Mendonca @ChloeMendonca]

@TwistedxNerve @BarclaysUK @Barclays Omg wow 2 hours 54 mins makes my 1:49 look small! I cannot believe it. Unacceptable #SortItOutBarclays @BarclaysUK can you perhaps consider hiring ??

[Chloe Mendonca @ChloeMendonca]

@BarclaysUK absolutely shocking customer service I’ve been on hold 3 times today for an hour at a time, tried to contact you through chat and to no avail! How do I speak to a human being?!

[Chloe Mendonca @ChloeMendonca]

@megank1995 @sainsburys Omg that’s shocking! Sad for you Megan! 😭 💔 Clearly someone watching and waiting by a particular spot!

[Chloe Mendonca @ChloeMendonca]

A very sad start to 2020 when @Tesco imply my favourite fudge may no longer be stocked in future 😭 Reduced to clear? Heart broken 💔

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

We focus too much on trying to live up to others' expectations—and too little on forming and fulfilling our own expectations of ourselves.

To separate image from identity, ask what goals you would pursue if no one would ever find out what you achieved.

#MondayMotivation

[Chloe Mendonca @ChloeMendonca]

Receiving negative feedback does not mean you are the worst person that ever lived. It only means that someone cares enough to tell you how to improve.

[Chloe Mendonca @ChloeMendonca]

@IAmTimDowling Loved your article. Sadly reminded me of myself, particularly the whole “I’m a realist” part. I think you’re right perhaps greater self awareness is the key! I’m good with that ✌🏽