As the government are having a little trouble with this of late I thought I’d help.
Basic Excel errors, and how to fix them!
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@garius Wasn’t there a moment in time where Grayling would have been the one holding the sword? I’d like to think he’d have his outfit adorned with little ducks #Dunquack#thelegendliveson
@garius That’s a toughie. Lifesize mock-up of the bridge would need huge attention to detail (ideal for those of a murderous persuasion) but head of the local fab club? Ultimate power corrupts and all that…damnit, now I’M going to be thinking about this all morning as well!
It was six years ago, and my mate, Pink, had just been told he was going to die. He accepted the news with a grace I can only marvel at, but he said he’d a list of things he’d still like to do.
We sat in a pub one night and read it over. Eight things? Four months? Ok. Deal.
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PR: Will you do some kind of big promo tweet for your Brexit Tapes satire book during launch week?
ME: Probably.
PR: What'll it be?
ME: No idea. Don't worry. One of the main character will do something fucking stupid that week.
PR: You can't know that.
ME: Just trust me on this.