Chloë

get it fucking up ya

[Pan @pangrey123]

I don't wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Don’t invite me anywhere with backless seating. I’ve reached an age where that genuinely ruins my entire evening

[дса православная какус 🍞 🍷🌹 @dsaorthocaucus]

pediatric hospitals are funny because of the wide range that 0-17 is.

sorry, i know you're in a gang and you go hard and you got shot but you're 16 so you're going in the Winnie the Pooh room.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Can someone explain why so many bakeries close before people with regular jobs even get off work? I promise you there is a huge population of exhausted people at 6 PM who would happily exchange money for a croissant.

[Jennifer @Paper_Heart_Jen]

Happy October!!! 🧡🎃

[RaisorBlade @BladeRaisor]

This monster getting 6 months is the fucking reason why those 7 pieces of shit simply had to write an essay for what they did. However angry we are, it ain't enough.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’m so fucking sick and tired of men facing zero consequences for rape, murder, starting wars, and setting the world on fire.

[julieta @julietacrlo]

Cuando a los 10 años me obsesioné con Crepúsculo y salió sesión de fotos mordiendo a mi mamá #same

[sara @seabbyy]

we used to wear open toe stilettos in the snow to go clubbing now the girlies are wearing pimple patches and jorts

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i’m a firm believer that the way someone treats you on your birthday reveals exactly where you stand in their life and how they feel abt you

[Amigo @Topboix]

hey do u mind if we have 3 separate conversations on 3 separate apps? i think that will be good for us

[si ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @favoritecadbury]

it should be illegal for people i hate to use noah kahan songs on their stories

[Knight @knightsglow]

We owe it to Dolly to cut tf up in her honor this week. She would have wanted that! Hair big. Nails done, Tits and legs OUT! Audacity, HIGH.

[emboo 🎃 loves bay ridge @embernic]

Just tried my annual olive. Sorry to report that the answer is still no. Please check back next year.

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

RIP 😞😞😞😞😞

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

My cousin was sexually assaulted, and some of the relatives asked, “Why didn’t she fight back?” I said, “Handing over your wallet when you're getting mugged is seen as a way to keep yourself safe. Yet when you comply during Sexual Assault, people ask why you didn't fight back.”
Silence in the room

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

Teenage girls were ahead of the curve once again

[Sid Lowe @sidlowe]

Everyone banging on about Messi and Ronaldo playing their sixth world cup. Shakira will overtake them soon.

[yuri ౨ৎ @teheyuri]

i love reading because its just bed rotting while being productive somehow

[Giza @Givenkazeni]

This is the most Friday a Thursday has ever felt.