Chloe Shmays

Green Tea Junkie

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It's time the U.S. @forestservice stood up to @Nestle https://t.co/kTjICia9hw #UnbottleWater https://t.co/vNzyfdBIZ7

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overheard at the lib studying for finals: "my grandma told my mom I dress like a whore"

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Pacman on google maps?! Amen

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@BillWongOT so great to meet you! #AOTA17 #OTCentennial

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Can't build a wall, hands too small 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." - Martin Luther King Jr.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

3 out of 4 black children will live under the poverty line for at least one year before they turn 18. That’s an abomination.

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My G-Ma: "I hope you get married next year. You're almost done with your masters, what more could you do? Go to the moon?" #reachforthestars

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@toni_latigra @NonoJiggles #bringdoctomadison

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I'm such a Hufflepuff

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@RachRogerson what's wrong w/ me

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I love having a birthday every 8 months too https://t.co/ywwJvEki75

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump]

I cannot believe that Theodore is 8 months old today! Happy birthday little teddy bear! 🐻🍰🍼

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"Grandma would come over drunk on a Tuesday afternoon to play euchre." #wisconsin

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Thankful for all the ways I can eat potatoes today and every day

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Only in Tomah. #butts

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How do you delete embarrassing YouTube videos? @toni_latigra @NonoJiggles

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Somehow, I managed to fuck up the 2-step boxed stuffing. #friendsgiving

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now is not the time to be a bystander.

https://t.co/eREOhZh6W1

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A racist, misogynist cheeto is our president. Now what?

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@Cbear493 @BrKCoker this is the only good news happening tonight!! 🙏🏼