Chloe

a cheerfulness that belies deep-seated self-loathing she/her

[Chloe @Chloe_Rachel_]

Renters can only ever have two of these at one time, never all three:

- neighbours who aren’t psychopaths
- an actually useful property management agency/ landlord
- a flat that doesn’t have a new problem or bit that’s falling apart every other day

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

This cat is living the life I deserve

[Chloe @Chloe_Rachel_]

What the fuck does this EVEN MEAN

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

NEW: Conservatives are safeguarding scientific research from the denial of biology and the steady creep of political correctness.

@michelledonelan announces plans to depoliticise science at #CPC23

[stephanie baker @professorbaker]

Calling all uk bassists. Check out my shop on reverb uk. Just posted some ex display amps and heads from my late father's shop at extremely reasonable prices. Inc trace elliot twin combo and an ampeg head w/ 2 cabinets! Just search "flying pig ex display" #bassamps #bassists

[Chloe @Chloe_Rachel_]

@professorbaker ❤️

[Chloe @Chloe_Rachel_]

@J_A_C_K_D_A To be fair

[Chloe @Chloe_Rachel_]

@lonelyplanet I’m kidding but pls change the word in the phrase book to bagno, I am HUMILIATED

[Chloe @Chloe_Rachel_]

Tried really hard with Italian on holiday, followed my phrase book word for word. Turns out I had been really crudely asking MULTIPLE people where the “bogs” are for over a week. I can never return. @lonelyplanet you played a cruel joke, stick your phrase book up your gabinetti

[Chloe @Chloe_Rachel_]

Finally got around to listening to @E_E_’s new album and it’s just so good, they never miss 🔥

[maya circe 🦭 @skylinesdemos]

found this INCREDIBLY powerful pic of miss piggy from her 1983 calendar

[Chloe @Chloe_Rachel_]

Birthdays really do be the most underwhelming day

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

I hate how international women’s day is always about the inspirational women and never about the foul grotbag women

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'roundaboutation' (19th century): bloviating or evasive talk that focuses on everything but the subject in hand.

[Chloe @Chloe_Rachel_]

Teresa May's savage era is kinda hot ngl

[Chloe @Chloe_Rachel_]

Never been so impressed with myself Wordle 216 3/6

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[Chloe @Chloe_Rachel_]

Thank god our reason to live isn’t running out for at least 435 years

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

On this windy day, a reminder that to ‘bloviate’ (19th century) is to bluster or speak at length whilst saying very little.