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sexual athlete

[Rose Lyddon @providenceluvr]

wearing silk, eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my hands

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

Put on heels to bake a birthday cake for myself

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

Carelessly dropping saffron threads around the kitchen while eating sour cherries.

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

@a1shea Love this for us

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

Day 10 of unemployment: dressed up like a schoolgirl to watch Cruel Intentions, drink wine, and smoke japanese cigarettes inside - at noon.

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

@a1shea Quit mine this week too!

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

Petite skinny girls lost a real hard hitter yesterday. Pouring one out for Ellen.

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

putting on a beret and typing "what do french girls eat for lunch" into google.

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

Sex toys are just power tools for girls.

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

@checkianout This gave me so much anxiety

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

I wish it was the 19th century so my husband could send me away to the country to "rest", or some young doctor was masturbating me with an industrial vibrator.

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

Watching period piece war movies only for the horse violence.

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

@checkianout 😡

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

Home workout routine going well, shoulders and triceps today guys* 🙂

* Changed my pillowcases

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

@Hurowittty A girl named Kathy wants a little of my time.

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

@eplyons 😡

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

Running for president on the platform that all girls will get cocaine, attention, and to be under 115lbs - if elected.

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

@Zackazumpazoo

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

@Zackazumpazoo I'm at the dentist rn and hate how accurate this is.

[objet petit de enfer @Chloraseptic]

Prince Andrew's poor windsor knot is all the proof we need for lack of counsel.