McBack Jones

Basking in Robins since ‘99

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

spider web tats on my elbows

[Robbie @SunsAreBetter]

Well done, Sleeper Agent CP3.

“MISSION: End the Dynasty” was a success.

Time to return to HQ.

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

4loko gold in the aldis parking lot kind of night

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

friday night. duty free. johnnie walker. war room.

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

my 2nd nephews boutta drop any second bro and really all i want is a nice pasta dish a shrimp linguini and a cherry coke

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

i think id go great in capital one commercial i really feel like the chemistry between me charles barkely spike lee and sameul L jackson would be unmatched

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

@LeisureGod69 the left is quaking at this

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

showed up looking at apartments with my shorts inside out oh boy

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

theres a lot holding me back in my life but nothing more significant then my insatiable lust for cold cherry coke

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

telling ladies im very good at listening but not in the way of emotional support in the way of my cat like behaviors

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

@zachglenn0 mhm

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

lifes too short. tell your friends how kich you love and care for them. you never know whats gonna happen next (i choked on a piece of steak)

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

screaming lisan al ghaib in the airport to see if it gets me in trouble

[Oysters Clams & Cockles @ClamsAndCockles]

May thy knife chip and shatter.

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

dune 2 spoilers ahead: hes space jesus and hes kinda a dick about it

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im just saying a majority of the worlds issues stem from the french

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

this bottle of titos is gonna get me in trouble tonight i can smell it

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

i dont wamma say anything but i may have ate my meayballs too fast

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

would it be a turn on if i told u i strategically placed spaghetti and meatballs throughout my room

[McBack Jones @Chloro_chill]

leaving your tab open at the bar js just big pharma trying to make you lose your debit card