Connor Choadsworth

Pallid oddly-accented Cryptozoologist extraordinaire

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@neiltyson @netflix Are you sure you just watched the @Netflix film “Don’t Look Up?” Neil? Cuz I swear there was a message in there somewhere about snarky misinformation for the sake of sensationalism....

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@neiltyson @netflix Or was it a satire Neil, and that’s totally ok, and also a totally legitimate way of conveying powerful message, & also totally a different thing than a documentary?

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There we go.

[candle ends @marmapus]

welp ive fulfilled my destiny u guys, i made ✨3 life sized cat men out of discarded cat hair!✨☺️

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Wait, is there such a thing as an upward facing dog?

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It ain’t what them fish devils done, It’s what they’re about to do...

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Watching Human Centipede for the first time. Still waiting for the centipede. Surely the filmmakers aren’t referring to this REGULAR ASS HUMAN HEXAPOD...
#GetItRightMan

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The expedition has just begun and already we are encountering bizarre chimeric oddities...

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@Drabblecast Of course it’s real! Bloody amateur.

Now what’s this about a board game being developed?

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@davelauchlan Frogs always look like you’re scrolling through their DM’s.

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@ashleighsabeth @Drabblecast Indeed they have.
Indeed. They. Have.

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Straighten out your knickers and dust off your ascots... this summer @Drabblecast brings you its first ever video game!#DeathwormTheGame

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Bit if music arranged by @MCollinsDowden pulled from the upcoming "In Search of the Mongolian Deathworm" video game, to be released this fall.
Some people seem to think it bears a striking resemblance to the theme of this @Drabblecast podcast nonsense.
https://t.co/lt4MRzZl4t

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Hate it when people notice that my fly is down.
It's not my fault, I've given that little guy EVERY opportunity in life!

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A 73-year-old man used nothing but his fist to tear out the tongue of a leopard that attacked him in Kenya.

Meanwhile, my cat just snatched a chimichanga straight out of my hands.

It's time for a little self-reflection.

https://t.co/S3IkQGOYMv

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Honestly, I don't even know why I bother stacking frogs on top of crocodiles if none of them will even bloody smile for the camera.

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@Drabblecast @timpratt Well that explains a few things now doesn't it. Don't eat it Tim--that's a reproductive lifecycle you want no part in.

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@matekiller666 *orange alert* *sirens outside*

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@Drabblecast Have some fruit.

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Pacman eats pellets because he has to, fruit because he should, and ghosts because they remind him that death is the only true escape from this hellish maze.

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@davelauchlan @Drabblecast I eschew pants whenever possible for that very reason. Although I do detest the sensation of having to wipe snot on my bare legs.

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PSAMongolia: always check first to see if there's a scorpion in your shoes. It shouldn't be hard, they look ridiculous trying to wear them.