Jack Engelman

Mark 12:30

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

Good to know. I was thinking he might have been looking to put up shittier numbers, but now I know that’s not the case.

[JPA @jasrifootball]

𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧: The #Lions and pro bowl QB Jared Goff have had a “good dialogue” on a potential contract extension, per GM Brad Holmes.

Goff had 4400 passing yards and 29 touchdowns in 2022 and is looking to put up even better numbers in 2023.

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

@YourFriendKyle_ I just randomly bought this dude 2 days ago for 30k

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

You must be such a miserable individual to devote all your waking hours to bashing an all time great on the internet lmao get a life

[Nicole McMillon @NicoleMcMilllon]

2 whole decades in this fucking league and you cant execute a one or two dribble pull up

Because of your threat to drive you would get wide open mid range shots any time you wanted.Then after you hit them they’d play you closer and your drives would open up

Basketball IQ my ass

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

Ja Morant is a dork

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

Should have cherished this event young man

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

According to ESPN Analytics, there was a 92% chance that Will Levis was going to be picked in the top 10.

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

Good tweet Brad, I enjoyed this

[Brad Hall @bradhall29]

And the fan goes wild

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

Thanks Bobby Nightengale

[Bobby Nightengale @nightengalejr]

🔜 I’m headed back to Minnesota and thrilled for the chance to write for the newspaper I grew up reading.

Loved my time at the Enquirer. I’m still around for a few more weeks, so not a goodbye yet, but excited for what’s ahead.

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

Thanks Bobby Nightengale

[Bobby Nightengale @nightengalejr]

Andrew Abbott’s 31-inning scoreless streak at Double-A ended on a dropped fly ball in CF.

Still looks as dominant as ever. His three starts this season:

April 6 – 4.2 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 1 BB, 11 K.
April 13 – 6 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 14 K.
April 19 – 5 IP, 4 H, 2 R*, 2 BB, 11 K.

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

Thanks Bobby Nightengale

[Bobby Nightengale @nightengalejr]

The Reds, facing the team with MLB's best record and Hunter Greene on the mound, played in front of the smallest crowd in GABP's 20-year history. https://t.co/Xtbiq1FjJL

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

#NewProfilePic

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

Thanks Bobby Nightengale

[Bobby Nightengale @nightengalejr]

Announced attendance for Reds-Rays tonight at Great American Ball Park: 7,375.

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

You are more likely to get killed by a wasp jackass. I guess I shouldn’t get in my car tomorrow because I have better odds of being T-boned and winding up dead

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Pitbulls should be banned and there is no sane argument to the contrary. They are dangerous animals, responsible for a vastly disproportionate number of fatal maulings in this country. The fact that you think they're cute does not outweigh the danger. Ban them.

[Toad K. @ToadKaczynski]

Wake Up Frogs, ITS GAME DAY

#GoFrogs #TCU #NationalChampionship #CollegeFootballPlayoff #RiffRam #HypnoToad

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

@benandjerrys @megrojahn If you get rid of Cheesecake Core I will lose it.

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

@MaxwellBrewer Doesn’t get any better

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

Quit calling me “The Crab Man”

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

If you feel like it, check out the article on budgeting I wrote for my dad’s blog https://t.co/AsiPMy3Xa6

[Jack Engelman @ChocolatToRodga]

This better be as good as it looks

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

Part of the journey is the end.