Chode Emperor Elon ☭

Text posts are quiet poetry; images are obnoxious slop (except for the lovely flag I designed & pinned).

[Chode Emperor Elon ☭ @ChodeEmperor]

the flag of modern fascism

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

it’s so funny that vote blue no matter who seems to rapidly disintegrate as soon as that “who” is a socialist

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

An American congressperson not denying they’re a communist on national TV is so intensely funny I’m sorry big Z for ever doubting you

[Lauren Vidas @BroadAndMarket]

All I can say about the reflecting pool debacle is that I thought it would be impossible to top the Four Seasons Landscaping plot line, but having the guy who said he was gonna drain the swamp accidentally MAKE A GIANT SWAMP is giving it a run for its money.

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

Witnessing all of these democrats who refused to endorse Mamdani lose their seats is truly the most stunning form of justice I’ve ever witnessed. Chuck Schumer you’re next bitch!

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

A 32-year-old Democratic socialist who once said "Fuck Kamala Harris" has just beat the Chair of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus — who was backed by the entire party establishment and millions of dollars.

There is not even a doubt. The Democratic Tea Party is here.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani is living proof that both sides of the American political parties have gaslit us into believing that they can't implement any real change

[Covie @covie_93]

Iran sent people with PhDs to negotiate with American real estate agents and yet people are wondering how Iran got everything they wanted.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Maga is boycotting the Obama Presidential Library... as if they have ever even stepped foot in a library anyways lol

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They’ve arrested more people for touching the peeling paint at the Reflecting Pool than they’ve arrested from the Epstein files.

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

“Why do we need pride night when the players aren’t gay” why do we need military appreciation night when the players aren’t in the military

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The Strait of Hormuz is closed again. That lasted about as long as the reflection pool paint job.

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

Shout out to Charlie Kirk for finally not saying anything racist on Juneteenth. What a turning point

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I don’t hate America, I fucking hate Donald
Trump. There’s a huge difference

[Jenni @hashjenni]

It seems like Mamdani doesn’t even have an office he just works the streets like a smiling genie granting common wishes

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Going forward, we can't have Obama AND Mamdani giving speeches in the same week or we'll start to get spoiled by literacy.

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile

[killjoy 🐇 @pvnkpilled]

it’s still fuck ice and FUUUUUCK israel

[sadie @goskiz0]

I was at the Apple Store and I brought up the idea of buying an iPad to the employee and he was like don’t do it you’ll use it like once

[Scantyer 🇦🇱 @scantierrr]

The number 1 thing pisses me off today is how every company realized they can still technically operate at the bare minimum if they run a skeleton crew for everything. So now every service sucks, both for the workers and the customers, and we can't do anything.