Calvin Hoffmeyer

storyteller

[Calvin Hoffmeyer @Choffmeyer8]

The happiest people don’t have the best of everything, but make the most of everything

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.

[Calvin Hoffmeyer @Choffmeyer8]

Life is crazy when you start living free

[Calvin Hoffmeyer @Choffmeyer8]

Our relationship with Mexico in this regard is unique for us, and in many respects unique in the world

[Calvin Hoffmeyer @Choffmeyer8]

Skiing with hundreds of people as fireworks get lit off 👌🏼

[Roger Clemens @rogerclemens]

Who ever said “I’m leaving America if Trump wins” … don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. 🇺🇸

[America @america]

BREAKING: Donald Trump has won the 2024 Election

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

Post of the year 😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is

[Calvin Hoffmeyer @Choffmeyer8]

Fuel prices alone will keep me from ever wanting to live in California

[Calvin Hoffmeyer @Choffmeyer8]

I think this trial might of accidently just turned into great marketing for Trump 😂 #MAGA

[Calvin Hoffmeyer @Choffmeyer8]

Felt good to create for myself

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LIONS WIN THEIR FIRST PLAYOFF GAME SINCE 1992 😱

[Calvin Hoffmeyer @Choffmeyer8]

Go watch our new film!!
https://t.co/OStPOs2ruZ

[Calvin Hoffmeyer @Choffmeyer8]

Good bye twitter?

[Calvin Hoffmeyer @Choffmeyer8]

Showing up to the airport 20 mins before boarding ends isn’t really my vibe anymore

[Calvin Hoffmeyer @Choffmeyer8]

What is life

[Calvin Hoffmeyer @Choffmeyer8]

You don’t get what you deserve. You get what you negotiate

[Calvin Hoffmeyer @Choffmeyer8]

Can’t wait to have my own home so I can fill it with all my friends prints

[Calvin Hoffmeyer @Choffmeyer8]

I send multiple cold pitch emails every week. Majority of them don’t get responses and when I do it’s a lot of no. Getting someone to believe in what you can do for them is a pretty special feeling