Kiprono Choge

There is no path to happiness; happiness is the path.

Nil satis nisi optimum.

[Laban Mbunya @LabanMbunya]

Bolt Driver Plays Malebo At 7AM After Picking Up A Lady From The Club. Bro Knew The Assignment.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Murkomen says Kenyans are protesting fuel at 242 KSh because William Ruto is president.

Then asks why people didn’t protest when fuel was 135 KSh under Uhuru Kenyatta.

What kind of logic is that?

So now Kenyans are not suffering because fuel is 242 KSh, they are suffering because William Ruto is president?

That is what Murkomen wants people to believe.

Instead of explaining why fuel, electricity, transport, and food prices keep rising, he asks why Kenyans didn’t protest when fuel was 135 KSh.

What kind of leadership answers economic pain with tribal politics and victimhood?

Kenyans are angry because life is becoming unbearable.
Not because of tribe.
Not because of politics.
Because survival itself is getting harder every month.

And this idea that people must stay silent today because they tolerated bad policies before is nonsense.

Did Kibaki ever cry that criticism existed because he was president?
Did Uhuru reduce every complaint to “they hate me”?
Reduce fuel prices.

Stop manipulating Kenyans.
Stop dividing the country to defend failed policies.

[13173 @lordkevyn]

Frame 1- primary school in murang'a
Frame 2 - modern learning institution in Rift valley
Anyway who need of lavish schools in Rift valley yet we have our handred who can teach us

Ongerib srikalit

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Atwoli is dancing and saying ‘two term,’ claiming Kenyan workers love Ruto. This level of sycophancy and praise, mad worship is what Kenyan workers are tired of now.

Rigathi Gachagua, DCP party leader

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Today, we reveal that some persons and institutions in Kenya exported 4,892kg of human blood and blood fractions in 2024, according to World Bank data. I’ll attach the evidence in the replies.

That’s roughly over 4,600 litres of blood, equivalent to around 9,000-11,000 blood donations of Kenyan blood.

The exporters made over $266,000 from these exports. And this is just what was documented; the amounts are likely higher than that.

Yet hospitals across the country are facing blood shortages, and every day, Kenyans are on social media desperately looking for blood donors to save lives.

This is the part many people don’t know:

Blood is not just for transfusions. Plasma and blood fractions are valuable products traded globally for huge amounts of money.

So while Kenyans donate blood for free, believing it is purely for saving lives, a huge part of that blood enters a commercial system, and people are making money out of it.

That is why I have always argued that blood donors in Kenya should be compensated just like in the US. The rate should be upto 45$. Not just soda and bread.

What makes this even worse is the silence around it. The media rarely talks about it because the moment people understand there is money in blood, many will start asking hard questions.

Kenyans deserve full transparency on where this blood is going and who is benefiting.

Many more revelations are coming.
Also, keep in mind the exact data in Kenya is extremely difficult to get, govt will never give you data on who exported the blood, they will take you round in circles.
Note:- Image used here is for illustration purposes

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Baba was ahead of time.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

CS Lee Kinyanjui has been fined KSh500,000 for ignoring a Senate summons.

KSh500,000.

That’s the price of disrespecting oversight in Kenya.

And that’s the real problem.

Police ignore court orders.
The IG ignores the courts.
Governors ignore Senate summons.
CSs ignore Parliament.

And the punishment? A fine they can easily pay and move on.

This is how impunity is protected in broad daylight.
If an ordinary Kenyan ignored court orders, they’d be arrested immediately.

But for those in power? The law becomes negotiable.

That’s why injustice keeps thriving in this country.

Because the people entrusted to uphold the law are the first to break it.

And the most painful part? There’s a high chance that the KSh500,000 fine will be paid using taxpayers’ money.

So in the end, Kenyans fund the impunity used against them.

Ignoring court orders or parliamentary summons should mean suspension, removal from office, or jail.

A nation dies when leaders stop fearing the law.

Kenya is normalizing lawlessness at the top.

[Ruto James @Rutojames7113]

Waah was that Pokot arrow necessary?

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Mount Kenya vs Rift valley kwa tutam.

[💞mbosso🥰 @MrkipkoechBen89]

@_Briankorir

[13173 @lordkevyn]

Kuresoi truly ahead of its time where even freshly ploughed shambas have better pitch conditions than the actual stadium 😭.
@Kibet_bull at this rate, FIFA should just come inspect the maize farms nearby as they’re more match-ready.

We are in kafment and kafment is us.

[13173 @lordkevyn]

Bomet international stadium.

Development hapa na pale huku south rift. Thank you president
Chebo gaa koitu amoteb.
Ongerib laitoriat

[13173 @lordkevyn]

Frame 1- I will not vie under UDA ticket
Frame 2 - Ikotok chumindet, ongetestai kerib laitoriat

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Today, Aaron Cheruiyot attempted to storm Emurua Dikirr to campaign for UDA candidate, but the move backfired in dramatic fashion. After buying fuel for boda boda riders to rally support, the same riders shocked him by removing their DCP caps and reflectors and breaking into chants of wantam, turning what was meant to be a show of strength into an embarrassing moment. I'll leave you with a Sikhendu proverb that says “When you see a rat running into a fire just know that what's chasing it is hotter than the fire.” Chesaa!!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Ni Mbaya!! 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Narmi @utdnarmi]

Pep Guadiola

"Cristiano is, without a doubt, the greatest 'problem' a manager could ever have. He is a master of the most difficult thing in this business—putting the ball in the net—and he does it with such a clinical, repetitive efficiency that it’s almost offensive to those of us who prefer the ball to move in triangles for twenty minutes first.
​I have spent my whole career trying to prove that the 'False Nine' is the ultimate evolution of football, but then Cristiano arrives and reminds the world that a 'True Seven' can simply jump higher than physics should allow and render my entire tactical board completely irrelevant. He is a monster, a competitive beast, and honestly, the way he ignores the tactical 'process' just to score a hat-trick is a testament to his incredible individual defiance."

[Eric @amerix]

Between the boomers and millennials, there is a generation that is the cause of our problems.

Gen X.

Born between 1965 and 1980.

They are the parents of ZILLENIALS and Gen Z.

These are the people addicted to evangelical churches, classic FM and Facebook.

They still read newspapers and tune in to the BBC at 6PM.

They are rabidly tribal, worship permanent job employment, and so they forge academic and professional documents to ascend lucrative job groups.

They don't want to retire; they are career employees.

They are the most toxic managers at work with outdated ideas.

Their leadership style is holding daily office meetings, and since someone taught them about Zoom, they also hold virtual meetings even on holidays.

These meetings amount to nothing but them reminding employees about appraisal forms and reporting time.

They are extremely corrupt.

They bribe their way through opportunities. They dislike meritocracy and openly hate people who qualify through hard work and merit.

They sell ancestral land to disinherit their children yet their fathers bequeathed them free land.

At home, if it is a man, his wife has conquered him. She runs the house, and he is so scared to confront her.

If it is a woman, she is endlessly angry, chaotic and choleric, but so holier than thou on Sunday in church.

They teach their children bad manners because they want them to become rich overnight.

The Gen X are the root cause of our political, economic, and social collapse.

This is the "hear nothing, see nothing, do nothing" generation.

Docile generation!

[Ball Zone @TheBallZoneX]

Arbeloa: "Guardiola told me wait for the comeback. I said you dont have Cristiano Ronaldo."

[Kenyaan_coco @Kenyan_Coco]

Everything aside, are you guys seeing this😭🤦‍♀️

[The Mayor @themayor_ke]

So Ruto has rushed to condemn Iran's attacks on American bases in the Gulf.

Meanwhile, Kenyans are left wondering why the same energy is nowhere to be found when there are reports that we're issuing passports to rebel groups anyhowly and also when we are shipping Kenyans off to die in Russia's war like it's some kind of government internship.

Sir, the Gulf will be fine. Answer to crimes at home first.