Choir Probs

the bitching starts once the singing stops // tweet #choirprobs

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Major keys for major issues. https://t.co/Opz8EIkhLV

[Jacob @SageOfSong]

@ChoirProbs shouldn't it be in minor, at least?

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/mourns for the fate of America in D major/
#Election2016

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Take out every sacred piece you know and sing it. Now. #Election2016

[Choir Tips @ChoirTips]

Line the inside of your mouth with metal so that you achieve a more bell-like tone

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basically what happened to this account for the past month tbh

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When you get so caught up in schoolwork that you forget formal education is really just an excuse for choir practices.

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Thoughts on very prominent jaw vibrato?

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Still waiting for an emergency where a strong falsetto note is required so I can step up and say "stand back, I'm chorally trained".

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🚍🚍🚍

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What's the name of that feeling when someone half your age nails a live performance on TV?

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"People tell me I sound like Selena Gomez!!!"

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When meeting new people remember to introduce yourself with a warm handshake and a 6-note vocal run minimum.

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I haven't tweeted in decades because college has started. All the best to everyone starting school!

[Ratchet Chorus @Ratchet_Chorus]

director: let's begin warming up
me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

[Ratchet Chorus @Ratchet_Chorus]

Who has time for rehearsal when Pokémon Go is consuming everyone's lives

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Sopranos...

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Do I really need a lure in #PokemonGO if my singing attracts all Pidgeys in a 2km radius.

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Also that. https://t.co/ojwNgVWA5h

[Hannah Lee @hannahnicolelee]

@ChoirProbs idk I'm more like this