choma sauce

Textbook Narcissist

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Didmus Barasa is likely to be the next governor of Bungoma, not because he's competent, but because Bungoma is among the counties with some of the most illiterate and politically uninformed people in Kenya. Many Bukusus love money and free alcohol, and Barasa is good at handing them out.

[AbbieZuena @abbiezuena]

This is the debate we want!
Sifuna is the only man who can deal with this Nebukadnezer fella!
#SisiNdioSifuna

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

Limuru sahi ukioga unafanywa youth leader

[Joan Chebii 🇰🇪 @chebii_joan]

One thing with Kenyan urban construction sites… We will never have clean finishes and clean pavements, no matter how many “Billions” are allocated! … Just why? Are we allergic to clean work? Uurgh! @KeNHAKenya @KURAroads

[choma sauce @ChomaSauce]

It’s extremely ugly, please consider deleting

[Aigi @oluoch_ignatius]

DEBATE !!!
Enclosed entry porch for security reasons.

Let me hear from you- Views, thoughts, experience, likes ,dislikes, etc

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

Let's correct the propaganda being pushed by @DavidNdii using his own shared document, (Economic Survey 2026).
​The data displayed tracks "Government Sponsored Students PLACED" meaning KUCCPS allocations. It does NOT track actual university admissions or reporting data.

[Kelitu Kaseo @DjEynie]

Kenya has fallen so bad that now you can be robbed in a restaurant at gunpoint, this a new low. They are normalising it so that once it gets out of hand they can act as saviours. The old Kenya would eeuuw on this new Kenya 👎

[choma sauce @ChomaSauce]

These are the offspring of goons that Ruto has sponsored over time. This is where we are now.

[Nairobi Eye @nairobieyeKE]

Viral CCTV footage has captured the moment armed goons robbed customers at Chaiwali Restaurant along General Mathenge Road in Nairobi yesterday.

[Beth Kasinga 🌴 @beth_kasinga]

Mna shanga why mna nyimwa visa’s? Prime example Ni hii BSS mall .

[Sylvia Uchi 🇰🇪 @dhahabu]

Omar Artan: Born in Mogadishu. Somali national. FIFA referee who got denied entry to the US and deported because American authorities flagged him a national security threat after vetting. He was associated with terrorist organizations. He is a security threat.
https://t.co/zq2tXfHvcL

[choma sauce @ChomaSauce]

Go bek to your kentry

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

I want to thank the Kenyan government, the CSs, the entire FKF, and President Ruto for supporting me from the beginning - Somali referee Omar Artan

[choma sauce @ChomaSauce]

Oh this will be a good one.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

France and Morocco to face off in the quarterfinals of the World Cup.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Kuwakumbusha tu.

[choma sauce @ChomaSauce]

Not everyone has that finesse

[choma sauce @ChomaSauce]

Just look at kibera, huge as fuck

[Ray @ms_mutegi]

Very beautiful views.

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

If Sifuna ends up as our Presidential Candidate, how will Ruto campaign against him?

Hawezi Sema wewe mkabila…

Hawezi sema mambo ya River Yala…

Hawezi sema ati ooh umeongoza miaka Fefte na hujajenga barabara kwenu..

Hawezi sema hauna sera hauna agenda.

What would he say against Sifuna?

Also, which of the Opposition Principles would refuse to support Sifuna?

I don’t see any.

Cousin is becoming a very serious presidential contender.

He is ticking a lot of boxes.

Kang’ata amwandikie Manifesto ASAP na ampeleke Wamunyoro tujue ama ako Serious.

[choma sauce @ChomaSauce]

@magwaz3 The president’s son is in the matatu business so good luck wishing for that.

[Mike @Mike_Kutola]

After watching MIT lectures online, I couldn't stop asking myself:

If every Kenyan university uploaded its lectures to YouTube, how many would people around the world voluntarily watch?

[choma sauce @ChomaSauce]

Yuck.

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Red oxide deserves some fr

[choma sauce @ChomaSauce]

@_Yanoh Then she’s speaking to the right audience that need to hear the message, also there’s women in the crowd and that’s who she’s speaking to.