HowlingNickOneill

pristine theatrics, man

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@Howlingmutant0 I always suspected that this woman was molested when she was a kid.

This pretty much confirms that fact and suggests that the perpetrator was probably her dad.

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@ScottMGreer I love Waffle House but going bare knee on the floor is crazy

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Listen to your penis, powerful concept

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Dan Bilzerian couldn't even hallucinate a video like this.

[Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187 @ScottMGreer]

New Graham Platner ad just dropped

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@NigBaby69 I love when it pans out at the end. All of those happy, nice-looking young people that are excited to see Nick contrasted with the fat bloated ogre that just stormed away

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@ScottMGreer Great hit!

Would love to get a breakdown of the Gaetz legacy. He obviously had issues and his stepson thing was weird but he was also easily in the top 10% IQ of sitting congress members and pulled off one of the greatest political moves in my life time with the McCarthy coup.

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@ScottMGreer Um..based?

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

The gun is so powerful that it doesn't make sense to carry anything else. It effectively closes the chapter on history.

But if you ban guns. Then you open up history again. You get thousands of years of weapons. daggers, crossbows, swords, martial arts, etc

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@Howlingmutant0 Similar experience. Had a coworker that I heard whimpering as he unleashed on the office commode one morning and truly couldn’t bring myself to look him in the eyes after

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I know we love poking fun at women who read those “in love with a Minotaur” type romance novels but I kinda get it now

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@Howlingmutant0 Can I get an edit of that one video where she’s laying on the desk kicking her hoofs up in the air? for like uh funny meme purposes obviously

[Trumps Nephew @ForgiatoBlow47]

Texas man arrested for charging illegals $200 per person to guide them to asylum towns

He instead lead them to ICE detention center

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@GranTorinoDSA Brave man. Me personally, I don’t have the confidence to get jawlinemogged by my foid

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@flapprdotnet The people are anxiously awaiting your preseason quarterback MILKER ratings

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@Aherb_IRL @BlakeSNeff Today I learned that there are men dumb enough to believe CandaceSlop on the Kirk assassination.

I thought it was just low iq mommysleuths in that camp

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@Howlingmutant0 @TheBHentel Something weird happens in a pickup game when it goes from majority white players on the court to majority black.

The jovial lightheartedness of the game dissipates and niggas start thinking they’re playing for the final roster spot on the Pelicans.

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

NIXON:– and I'll tell you something, Bob, nobody's thought of this. Nobody. I had it last night, up in the residence, couldn't sleep, and I went down and I made myself this, this thing.

HALDEMAN: A thing, sir.

NIXON: Pineapple. Chunks of pineapple. In the Kool-Aid. You put the chunks in and they go down, they sink, see, and you've got the, the red and the yellow, and you drink it and you get the pineapple at the bottom. Nobody's done this.

HALDEMAN: I'm fairly sure people have done this, sir.

NIXON: Who. Name one. Name one person.

[EIGHT SECONDS OF SILENCE]

HALDEMAN: I can't name a specific–

NIXON: Because there isn't one. This is mine. Now here's the thing, Bob, and I want you to think about this before you give me one of your – your looks. The Catholics. The ethnics. The, the...you know. Your blue-collar fella in Scranton, in Cleveland. He sees the President of the United States drinking a jar of this, this...out of a jar, Bob, not a glass, a jar, because that's what these people do, they keep the empty jam jars...he sees that, and he thinks, that's a regular guy. That's a fella who understands.

HALDEMAN: Understands pineapple.

NIXON: Understands sacrifice. Understands thrift. You don't throw out the jar.

[DOOR OPENING]

KISSINGER: Mr President, the briefing on the– is this a bad time?

NIXON: Henry. Henry, sit down. Tell him, Bob.

HALDEMAN: The President has invented pineapple Kool-Aid.

KISSINGER: I beg your pardon?

NIXON: Pineapple. In the Kool-Aid.

[TWELVE SECONDS OF SILENCE]

KISSINGER: And this is...we are discussing this in place of the communique from Zhou Enlai.

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@frankiemacd Looking great, big Frank!

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

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