Brijesh Chopda

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

@SauravDassss तुम चूतिए इसी कारण तीन बार लॉ में फेल हुए हो। तुम्हें लॉ की झाँट समझ नहीं है। और चिकने लूडो, तू तो डिफेंड कर रहा था पीएम की माँ को गाली देना। तू कैसे मॉरल हाय ग्राउंड ले रहा बे लौड़े?

[Shilpa Godbole @godbole_shilpa]

Yes, absolutely. Crackdown on the rickshaw drivers. And then on shopkeepers, swiggy Zomato blinkit delivery workers, students, migrant workers, IT employees. Anyone who has the audacity to live in Pune without speaking flawless, Pune certified Marathi!

Forget the potholes, the traffic mess, the garbage on the road, visual garbage (flex hoardings), broken footpaths……rickshaw drivers not knowing Marathi is the emergency we have chosen to fix.

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

A Mumbai student's speech goes viral -

"Chehre badalne walon ka itihas lamba hota hai"

"Not cockroaches... Hypocrisy survives every disaster"

"How can we blindly support a party when its entire manifesto is being unemployed?"

"They are taking advantage of the desperation of this generation"

"They call us Andhbhakt because you cannot see your own hypocrisy*

"Neutrality is not something that you declare; it is something that you demonstrate"

"24X7, you question the existing government. But why you undermine the reforms that this government has introduced?"

[Farrago Abdullah Parody @abdullah_0mar]

Ravish Kumar exposing CJP and Abhijit Dipke. 😂😂😂😂😂

[Shash @pokershash]

Dear @nitin_gadkari,

You can take order from high court to get memes against you deleted,

But they will not fill the damages you have done to our National Highway and Image of PM Modi.

Please have some shame and resign.

[Open Letter @openletteryt]

kal raat 8 baje maine ek aisi file par sign kiya hai jisse aaj mera kuch lena dena nahi hai. 🤣

[Raja Babu @GaurangBhardwa1]

Happy Retirement Ajinkya Rahane
अजिंक्य रहाणे

[Manoj Arora @manoj_216]

Nitin Gadkari is confusing me.

Here are his two recent statements...

“Last night at 8 PM, I signed the file, finalising the regulations to legally authorise the use of 100% ethanol."

AND

"Ethanol policy was conceived and is being implemented by the petroleum ministry and not the transport ministry headed by me."

Why is he signing files if it is not his ministry?

[Ashutosh Tiwari @ashut0sh_tiwari]

@RailMinIndia IRCTC Tatkal Booking is the poorest and slowest service there will ever be of this era.

[Mohammad Kaif @MohammadKaif]

There are moments when one gets emotional. Watching Bhuvi bowl so beautifully today brought back memories of the days when he was just 17. I was the UP captain, and was impressed by his control and swing. But selectors said he was too young. I insisted. Bhuvi made his Ranji debut, got Sachin Paaji for duck in the final. He's 36 now, still troubles the best of batsmen with his swing. India comeback? Why not, Bhuvi still has it in him.

[Kaajukatla @kaajukatla]

@sardesairajdeep relative toh innocent hi bolenge na, ab aapki wife apko bhawda dalal thodi bolegi

[Vinodh Kumar @StringReveals]

This insult to Dhruv Rathee is so powerful cuz in Hindutva even a child can dismantle the narrative built on misinformation.
30Million fools blindly following the scum @dhruv_rathee and his fact finding team, all of you shove your heads under your ass now😂
You fools can’t stand the expose of just a 12yr old kid💀 (YT - DS Education-r8t)
Watch this kid giving more facts than Dhruv Rathee team👇

[Fifth Stump @fifthstump]

@MichaelVaughan Sir, I thought you’ll only cry about pitches. Great Upgrade 🗿

[BRADDY @braddy_Codie05]

Ungrateful b@st@rd$$ after being evacuated will land in New Delhi and say that “Everything was normal there, Tehran is just like Delhi.”
Many of them will Join Protests in New Delhi and Threaten Israel and Iran. Some H!j@b! Pilli will seek permission from PM Modi jee to go and fight U.S and Israel.

[Yuzvendra Chahal @yuzi_chahal]

🙏🏻

[Brijesh Chopda @ChopdaBrijesh]

@nobody_koinai @MicrosoftTeams Buggy Skype was retired so we could all be forced onto buggy Teams.
Bonus feature: clicking 4-5 times just to download a shared file. 🤦🏼

[Diksha Kandpal🇮🇳 @DikshaKandpal8]

Could have created a statue of Sunil Chhetri and given recognition to an Indian footballer, but instead they chose to waste taxpayers’ money on someone who’s already widely famous and has absolutely nothing to do with India!

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

This is a self-made disaster, enabled by a duopoly and the confidence that you can always bend the system to your convenience.

You knew winter inevitably brings delays, you knew your pilot shortage was severe, and you had eighteen months to fix it. Yet you continued aggressively selling tickets and even overbooking flights far beyond what your actual operational capacity could support.

I genuinely hope someone drags you to court and sets an example, because without accountability, this cycle will never end.

[Ritu #सत्यसाधक @RituRathaur]

🚨 Case study : hisab chukta

“100000 Brahmin ko jinda marunga kasam se” dalit Kishan Ahirwar

And if any Brahmin will go to file FUR against him, Kishan has the state given power to book Brahmin under SC/ST act

The Brahmin will be in jail, while Ahirwar will enjoy is freedom for being born as PREVILIGED Dalit

Thank you Mr Narendra Modi for this hisab chukta 🙏

[Bhakt Prahlad🚩 @RakeshKishore_l]

India’s judicial system today stands at a breaking point — 53 million pending cases, 29% High Court and 19% District Court vacancies, while the Supreme Court remains shut for 160 days a year.

Supreme Court is a Joke.