NutzTheSizeOfTheGrinchesHeart

University of India ‘95 | Costco Executive | Wine sommelier | MMA amateur | Avid lover of the slopes

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@adrian81876 Never thought id see this one resurface

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@Colin_McGoo Die

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7 hour drive today. Currently scrolling hinge on the highway #powermove

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@Colin_McGoo You’re too good for blades. Just retire

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@DriscusRed Exactly right Mr. Redenbacher. Your thoughts have inspired me

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If I see one more girl post about stupid fucking earth day flexing where they get to travel I might blow my goddamn brains out

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@DriscusRed Definitely not you, get more bitches 🫵🤣

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Scrolling on hinge while sitting next to the rents. Downbad or power move?

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What’s @adrian81876 up to right now?

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I would NEVER drink an ice cold light beer at 3pm on a Tuesday. Please stop spreading this rumor about me.

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@adrian81876 My idol!

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Vineyard vines and Nike elites? What are we back in the 6th fucking grade?

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@Doinks2Big @adrian81876 seems right up your alley

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Someone needs to turn the like story button on insta off for me when alcohol enters my bloodstream

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@Colin_McGoo The truth is extremely hard #thegeorgiagooner

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99% sure that the random kid sitting next to me in my last class was jerking himself off through his pants and squirming around for a solid 40 minutes.
How’s everyone else’s day going!

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Pops just texted that he’s got a brand new millar quarterzip for me. Maybe now if I wear it I’ll find my wife (I won’t)

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@dreitabby @adrian81876 feel like this is right up your alley

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@adrian81876 @waynekerr35 Hog cranking isn’t an activity, it’s a lifestyle

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@CocksonArnold Dick,

Happened to me around a year ago. Solution? Take your right hand as your date and crank hog the entire trip.

Sincerely,

Mr. Nutz