Chopper the Goblin

I'm not like other girls; I'm a goblin. Join my OnlyFangs for uncensored pics of my incisors and canines.

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@Serena_Partrick Pretty sure it cast a spell on him.

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@Serena_Partrick I'll be honest, I can't tell if male or female. Some women who've smoked for 120 years (no shade; I smoked for years) have really rough voices. But it was terrifying when it decided to start speaking in whatever gremlin tongue that was.

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@Rymitavi @Provokatov This part of that article was particularly depressing: "On 23 September 2016, the Taliban militants in northern Baghlan province executed a man AND A BOY on charges of 'bacha bazi' (pederasty)." The caps are mine for emphasis. Poor kid. ☹️

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@bgwilliams53 @HazelAppleyard_ I saw something similar in a shop a few months ago. A man dressed in nightclub attire that looked nuts at 11am in a grocery store and a little kid kept saying, "Mummy look! Mummy! Look!" the way kids do when they see something funny. Couldn't hear what the mother said, though.

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@Shuru_Q Imagine wasting your child's life like this. The hours spent getting hair dye, extensions, spray tan, make-up, etc. These babies could be using those hours to learn a 2nd language, get a jumpstart on school or even play outside, but instead they're in a make-up chair for 8 hours.

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@Shanna1031 @Shuru_Q At the time everyone thought that! It was scandalous at the time. I remember reading an interview with a man involved in the pageants and he said that people were shocked at JB's outfits. Now her look is just the standard. Gross.

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@HazelAppleyard_ This guy is like Jeffree Star's more annoying, more obnoxious identical twin and it takes a lot of work to out-do that guy at being a piece of shit. But at least Jeffree knows how to apply eyeshadow.

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@Shuru_Q Photos you can smell

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@Shuru_Q Second puberty? What did that even mean? She's now shouting at her mum all the time, refusing to do her homework and wearing headphones in the car so she can pretend she can't hear her family talking to her?

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@Dworkinette They have the exact same face. I thought someone had used one of those apps on the photo to put his face on her. 😭😭

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@LightShiner2 @mscots41 I only use this account for posting replies and occasionally retweeting, so there's no risk in following me, but also no benefit. Ha. I followed you back, though, since you actually have a good account.

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@L__G__B Imagine being a neighbour and watching this balding Shirley Temple hairstyle having pinhead marching up and down the street holding a phone in front of his face explaining period poops to no one.

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@Provokatov I mean, a professional makeup artist followed by professional touch-up work in Photoshop would give us all the glow-up of the century. 😂

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@Shuru_Q And why's he got two pears down the front of his shirt?

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@User43875 @jago_suzanne @HazelAppleyard_ You could just Google hysterectomies. It isn't a simple operation. I know you guys fuck with your hormones just for shits & giggles, but young women don't want to go into premature menopause and deal with the many issues that come with it just to avoid period pain...

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@ilovepreserves Where did she come from and will she be returning to that hellish place soon??

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@HazelAppleyard_ This but my cat is a dog...

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@Shuru_Q The funny part was he was rejected for sex change surgery back in the 80s, just like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. 😂

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@Shuru_Q I was listening to a true crime podcast the other day and the host kept referring to the suspected killer as "they", which was confusing, so I googled him (Samantha Glenner). TIMs being violent psychos literally never happens!!