me, after doing a clown honk impression with a sore throat: "i sound like a bicycle horn that's been left out in the rain"
the love of my life: "you do, generally"
@turingmachine Sick Burns and Hot Takes are two of the most common hazards associated with online living. To avoid online burn injuries - never post. If you have posted, go outside immediately and place both hands firmly on grass, trees, sand, and/or snow, when available.