Danny Rosenberg

Beard-grower, senior copywriter, best friend of @sethrogen @dkleinem @itsjblolz @joshuazack3 and @lrob_23. he/him/his.

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My dog Joey is a lot like 7th grade me: slightly overweight, and after his first lap on the track he'd rather eat grass than finish a mile

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@militariegun This is what dreams are made of

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@TrumpDailyPosts Recession indicator

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@marcmaron @WTFpod Did I just walk by you at MCI lol

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@PopBase Has anyone seen him and @petewentz in the same room

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Ok but why did I get chills when Low by Flo Rida came on at this wedding

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@Schyler__Parker @KCStar Sick burn 🔥

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Oh no she’s onto us

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

Yes they can control the weather.

It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.

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This just happened to me with Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

Cinephile’s high is very similar to runner’s high. It’s when you watch a movie that gets you so excited you have to follow that up with another movie, any movie.

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@pants Need this printed and framed!!!!

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I need a Chris Daughtry comeback like a fish needs water

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When darkness turns to light

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Young Sheldon ends tonight.

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The world if one bowl of cereal wasn’t too little and two bowls wasn’t too much

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Got to meet the greatest writer of all time last night – my Michael Jordan of words, if you will. Thanks for the memory @NifMuhammad @itsJBlolz

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Nobody tells you that when you turn 28 you start sending messages to the friend group chat that sound like your dad sending messages to the family group chat

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@nateschanker It’s gotta be a deeper Miley Cyrus cut than that to get a rise out of me. Maybe delete and repost with Wrecking Ball?

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Let’s fucking Chiefs

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@EYRHEAD Personally I would swap Green Bay with the Giants and somehow space needs to be made for the Falcons under Captivating but I’m not sure how