A Wal-Mart Lobster (Parody Account)

There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you are reading my bio, means that you are energetically aligned with me... and these messages.

[A Wal-Mart Lobster (Parody Account) @ChozoMatt]

@marksrecroom Its really simple, Shulk saves a princess and can also jump just like mario... but he also has a cool sword and mario is getting pretty outdated tbh. People just need to accept that THIS is about to be the new face of Nintendo.

[A Wal-Mart Lobster (Parody Account) @ChozoMatt]

They're forgetting someone

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Several Star Wars movies featuring Rey are currently in development.

Sources says Rey is viewed by Lucasfilm as pivotal to the franchise moving forward.

“She is the most valuable cinematic asset, in some ways maybe the only one, Star Wars has right now.”

[Smarter Every Day @smartereveryday]

Hey it's me Destin, from Smarter Every Day. Now that it's time to elect America's next leader, I would like to share something very interesting and important with you. I've been paying attention to this for a while, and I think if you look for it, you see it too.
🧵 1/n

[A Wal-Mart Lobster (Parody Account) @ChozoMatt]

@DaleNorth I put over 20 hours into it last weekend its so good. Soundtrack has been amazing too!

[A Wal-Mart Lobster (Parody Account) @ChozoMatt]

@nat0rii @marksrecroom Its so beautiful 😭

[A Wal-Mart Lobster (Parody Account) @ChozoMatt]

@marksrecroom just dropped another fantastic video! I was also honored with the opportunity to lend my voice to this project along with my friends. Check it out!

[mark haha @marksrecroom]

🚨NEW VIDEO🚨
This video is an hour-long look at Wii Party, a decidedly unique party game on Nintendo's premier party game machine. I hope that you enjoy this episode of Mark's Rec Room!

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[A Wal-Mart Lobster (Parody Account) @ChozoMatt]

@marksrecroom Can I pay you to farm elo for my jamboree account?

[A Wal-Mart Lobster (Parody Account) @ChozoMatt]

@marksrecroom Oh that is vile...

[Cheap Ass Gamer @videogamedeals]

Follow @videogamedeals & Repost for a Chance to Win a Metroid Prime Samus (Varia Suit) Collector's Edition Statue (MSRP $149.99).

Ends August 7th at 9PM ET. USA, Canada, U.K., Australia, New Zealand Only.

[Eric @EverydayHeretic]

Most everyone watching the Metroid Prime 4 trailer: "Who is that guy with pointy shoulders standing with the space pirates?"

Me and the other 5 people who actually beat Metroid Prime Hunters:

[A Wal-Mart Lobster (Parody Account) @ChozoMatt]

@welegi He goes by "Gus" now

[A Wal-Mart Lobster (Parody Account) @ChozoMatt]

@Jennyswill1 This is awesome! I'm also a big Zelda fan and I'll be visiting Japan for the first time in a couple days... so excited!

[IGN @IGN]

Researchers say the Tyrannosaurus Rex may have actually been three separate dinosaurs. https://t.co/V6EDEEpKC6

[A Wal-Mart Lobster (Parody Account) @ChozoMatt]

@marksrecroom Classic mark haha vocab moment.

[The Orange Geemer @_hzoomer_]

Just finished Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown (84% completion). Gotta say, I was expecting more based on the initial reviews. Not a bad game by any means. I'd say its worth a buy, but if you want something better, play Ori.

[A Wal-Mart Lobster (Parody Account) @ChozoMatt]

@marksrecroom Can't wait for FOX news to start covering this, they're calling it "Joe-da".

[A Wal-Mart Lobster (Parody Account) @ChozoMatt]

Streaming again tonight, come hang out! https://t.co/DfvCqp7XyL

[A Wal-Mart Lobster (Parody Account) @ChozoMatt]

@abailey95 like a skibidi rizz

[The Orange Geemer @_hzoomer_]

The "Brie Larson is gonna feminize my movie" joke is so old and cringe.

Btw, Zelda puts in just as much work as Link in the games! Sometimes she doesn't even get captured or when she does its often near the end of the story.

I'm sure they'll do her justice in the movie.