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[Chris @Chris458854]

@RichJohnson911 Hey Rick. I live for the crown, but this is a step too far. This man is most definitely a homosexual. Hope this helps.

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Thanks @Chris458854 for challenging me to the drink 5 beers for every mile challenge. Let’s have a night.

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If you’re still asking for a girls snap or insta at the bar in the big 26, you’re doing it wrong.

Only acceptable things:
Vax card
Strava
Linkedin
Clash royale account
Youth on course number
Library card

That’s it fellas. #Bebetter

[Chris @Chris458854]

How is americas funniest home videos still on the air when reels exist? That’s a real funny of your dog faceplanting, wait till you see this one of George turning his family into brisket.

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Might start taking twitter more serious. Buckle up.

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Pro tip of the day: shoot your dad a text to let him know you’re getting home early from work. That way he can reschedule his usual 3pm business. #goodguy #neveragain

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Patrick Kane returning to the Blackhawks at 1x6 is a done deal, pending approval from the Chicago cab drivers association. Sorry Chicago.

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@heatdaddy69420 Hearing that if Robertson does not in fact sign in Dallas, he will not play for the stars. All signs point to him either playing in Dallas, or somewhere else. Situation is fluid.

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@Maximillano5555 This is embarrassing. Unfollowing.

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Let’s normalize leaving google reviews. Let the people know when you get top notch service. #goodguysummer

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No chance tiger got in another crash. His reckless driving resume is officially more impressive than his golf one. At the end of the day, I still think his greatest accomplishment was banging that Perkins waitress though. #respect

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@RichJohnson911 Hey Rick, I will actually be participating in the drink a million beers on Friday challenge. Best of luck pal, we got this.

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@RichJohnson911 Massive fumble.

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Just saw a guy in a 3q zip. Still waiting on that royalty check.

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@RichJohnson911 Respectfully Rick, a man of culture like Mr. Fagen would never be caught dead talking to numskull like yourself.

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@RichJohnson911 Pleasure hanging with you Rick. I was worried you would never get your dama back after the “incident” last year.

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Anyone wanna hang? I got a yoyo. Lmk.

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Getting a haircut today. Thinking dreads might be the play. Hopefully there’s a black stylist at great clips. #fingerscrossed

[Chris @Chris458854]

@RichJohnson911 Hey Rick. My only question is why you’re going to class on a Friday? Have you considered the possibility that you too may be a woman?

[Chris @Chris458854]

Making my vodka red bulls with Red Bull zero in 2026. Zero sugar and zero artificial sweeteners. Time to get serious about my health. #notsponsored