Chros

not the lightest breather you know

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You gotta pay to italasize

[Chros @Chris77697128]

Only 10% of the ancestors can be accessed at once

[Chros @Chris77697128]

I’m emotional

[Chros @Chris77697128]

Yes! just let me know whenever you’re free to be those kids again

[Chros @Chris77697128]

Can’t believe Oliver Tree didn’t gat a picture with Harambe

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Big weekend, little guy

[Chros @Chris77697128]

Drakes untimely death may cause an immense guilt in the people

[Chros @Chris77697128]

Eminem is going to have a serious resurgence just before Trump gets murdered

[Chros @Chris77697128]

There were no pussyjobs in nirvana 👍

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Cat person (parents didn’t love you) or dog person (medical anxiety). My piers edition

[Chros @Chris77697128]

She Jack my Percy-son until I half blood

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What if I told a Chicagoan there’s ketchup in Mild sauce

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Problem with people like me is I’m always blathering about being a lizard resting on a sunny rock. But when I close my eyes listening for that reptile, all I can make out is the sound of a rock

[Chros @Chris77697128]

Talk to the gas cuz the ass ain’t listening

[Chros @Chris77697128]

Go play fetch with your dad

[Chros @Chris77697128]

My sandwich hungry

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Welcome to shit town, population this is the

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Everything is camo for somewhere

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Interesting that there are plants that eat animals but no plants that eat plants

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Bro is a wingnut