Chris

lmao

[union thug @wellrestedpizza]

@posting_forever It’s not cocking in you
That I’m sitting on penis

[Sasha @sshderm]

@henskelion i was told there would be no fact checking

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

[the odyssgee @gothamgrrls]

all hail

[universal one love jim @importancatpete]

Sometimes you look up from your phone and realize that the highway you’re driving on is quite beautiful

[How Long Until We All Turn Immortal? @April7th2026]

As of today, April 7th, 2026, all humans have stopped dying, aging, and being born.

Whatever the future holds, stick together, for you don’t know who, if anyone, might be out there.

I love you

[los :P @suolrac_]

women are kinda like strawberries. sometimes they at the grocery store

[🌰 @Nutguy2100]

There are 30+ year olds out there playing Roblox. Not even pedophiles or anything like they're actually playing it.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I am going to shoot you in 20 days, okay? Don’t be weird about it

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

on god we boiling you in liquids

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

@rustyrockets CUNT

[maia arson crimew facts and tea @awawawhoami]

peam

[The Onion @TheOnion]

ELECTION ALERT: Still Too Early To Know Which Minority To Scapegoat

ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down why it's still too early to say exactly which racial and ethnic minority groups will be to blame for each political party's shortcomings this election.