Chris Audano

Systems Architect for City of Overland Park, KS; past President & Conference Director for the National Association of Government Web Professionals (@NAGW)

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@tedcruz Let them move out then!

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@SBT564 0%

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@Matt_Pinner No

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@NFL
I think it would help some of us understand penalties better if there was a different color flag thrown for offense and defense. When I saw two yellow flags thrown at the same time I just thought it was the same penalty. #KCChiefs

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#NFL I think it would help some of us understand penalties better if there was a different color flag thrown for offense and defense. When I saw two yellow flags thrown at the same time I just thought it was the same penalty. #KCChiefs

[Bella @bellausa17]

If you’re not paying attention to what is happening in socialist communist Venezuela, you very well should be! We ARE next if Kamala wins! Vote Trump and red all the way down the ballot to save America! It’s very serious……. We must avoid the communist socialist regime of the Democrat party or we will fall just like Venezuela has and there’s NEVER going back! I’ve had many conversations in south Florida with Venezuelans and Cubans that are now great Americans, and trust me, they are ALL voting for Trump! They know what Kamala will do and it’s devastating!!! Read about the fall of Cuba, the fall of Venezuela & VOTE Trump and red all the way down the ballot! Your life, family, home, property, possessions, safety, medical/medicine, healthcare and many other things depend on it! TRUMP 2024 🇺🇸

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel says if the 2024 election is close, Kamala Harris will win because “they will cheat,” and to combat that, he calls for one-day voting, voter ID, and “practically no absentee ballots.”

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The start of an unfair election starts with the media. Trump takes action and Harris just talks about it. She’s had 3 1/2 years already. #ABCDebate

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@txleeroy Wake up!

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Oh my gosh “sitting next to strangers” to get an abortion! #Debate2024

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@ByronBanger I noticed the same thing. Good grief are they faking the background too!

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@JebraFaushay @JoeBiden NEVER

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

I’m hearing rumors from several sources that the Democrats are planning to dump Joe Biden after the upcoming debate and replace him. It’s not going to be with Kamala Harris. It’s going to be Hillary Clinton. 

As some of you know, I was the Air Force Military Aide for Bill Clinton, lived in the White House, traveled everywhere they traveled, and carried the “nuclear football.” As such, I was always in close proximity to both Bill and Hill.

Among the military who served in the White House and the professional White House staff, the Clinton administration was infamously known for its lack of professionalism and courtesy, though few ever spoke about it. But when it came to rudeness, it was Hillary Clinton who was the most feared person in the administration. She set the tone. From the very first day of my assignment. 

When I first arrived to work in the White House, my predecessor warned me. “You can get away with pissing off Bill, but if you make her mad, she’ll rip your heart out.” I heeded those words. I did make him mad a few times, but I never really pissed her off. I knew the ramifications. I learned very quickly that the administration’s day-to-day character, whether inside or outside of DC, depended solely on the presence or absence of Hillary. Her reputation preceded her. We used to say that when Hillary was gone, it was a frat party. When she was home, it was “Schindler’s List.” 

In my first few days on the job — and remember, I essentially lived there — I realized there were different rules for Hillary. She instructed the senior staff, including me, that she didn’t want to be forced to encounter us. We were instructed that “Whenever Mrs. Clinton is moving through the halls, be as inconspicuous as possible.” She did not want to see “staff” and be forced to “interact” with anyone — no matter their position in the building. 

Many a time, I’d see mature, professional adults, working in the most important building in the world, scurrying into office doorways to escape Hillary’s line of sight. I’d hear whispering, “She’s coming, she’s coming!” I could be walking down a West Wing hallway, midday, busier than hell, people doing the administration’s work, whether in the press office, medical unit, wherever. She’d walk in, and they’d scatter. She was the Nazi schoolmarm, and the rest of us were expected to hide as though we were kids in trouble. I wasn’t a kid. I was a professional officer and pilot. I said, “I’m not doing that.” 

There was also a period of time when she attempted to ban military uniforms in the White House. It was the reelection year of 1996, and she was trying to craft the narrative that the military was not a priority in the Clinton administration. As a military aide, carrying the football and working closely with the Secret Service, I objected to that. It simply wasn’t a matter of her political agenda; it was national security. If the balloon went up, the Secret Service would need to find me as quickly as possible. Seconds matter. Finding the aide in military uniform made complete sense. Besides, what commander-in-chief wouldn’t want to advertise his leadership and command? She finally relented because the Secret Service weighed in.

If the Democrats dump Biden, and I think they’re going to have to, good ole Hill will be on the shortlist. If she runs, I will dedicate this space to raining hell on her campaign. The Clintons are corrupt beyond words. Hillary is evil, vindictive, and profane. 

As a result, I wrote this:
https://t.co/PhEBQZzHvH

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#joebiden should have to use his campaign funds for the state of the union address because it’s all about promises vs what’s he’s accomplished or lack of what he’s accomplished. #StateOfTheUnion

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@Chiefs Stop making great accommodations for the suite holders. Only a select few can afford your end zone suites. I’m disappointed in your vision for the main contributors, the fans!

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@Jeremy_Danner @markalfordkc Why are you going off topic. Vote for who you want; we’re a free country until we are not!

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KU vs UCF game! Go KU. #KUFanPic

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#KUFANPIC. Enjoying to KU BYU game. Go Jayhawks!

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To all of the NFL announcers: never underestimate the power of the Chiefs! Mic drop! #SuperBowlLVII