Chris Ballard

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@PearlJam given to fly, RVM, crown of thorns, and porch would be pretty sweet in Jax.

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@RealCJ10 Hey Chip, you heading down to Amen Corner for a pimento cheese sandwich and a cold beer and a tradition unlike any other?

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@kholt173 @ReverendHerbert unfortunately, we sold the rights of "me and my dad" to julio and enrique iglesias.

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@kholt173 @ReverendHerbert band before time open up for someone? Fat chance. In your dreams. Yeah right. Please.

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@Weezel514 I forgot what it was but it was similar to gandalfini because we kept calling him soprano. Also it looks like a storms a brewin.

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@Weezel514 and I've been dealing with your boy Robert on the golf channel set that went to stray brantley.

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@Weezel514 I am. I'm following that dude gonzales right now that looks like kenny powers and likes to tweet funny stuff to tiger.

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@Weezel514 salmonella, you still working for golf channel?

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@PeterMoylan ping pong? poker? mike tyson's punch out? freeze tag?

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@billyseay one scent

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@billyseay hey billy, how much money does a skunk have?

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@ReverendHerbert pillowcases

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@ReverendHerbert what do baby ghosts wear?

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@ReverendHerbert @Weezel514 @coryatwood steve i think it was just fine

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@jimmyatkins better 1st baseman, hans haina or james scrubbs?

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@bronco623 sucks the rev's score didnt count the other day because he had more than 14 clubs in his bag. i hope he learned his lesson.

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@awwstoops you are a cadillac eldorado

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@coryatwood you are elton john

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@ReverendHerbert you are elkington's blubber

[Chris Ballard @ChrisBallard82]

@billyseay you are an elephant