It should be entirely clear by now that this Vance fellow is not a couch-fucker. It is entirely unevidenced that he has ever fucked a sofa at any point.
The problem for Mr. Vance is that a large plurality -- possibly a majority -- of the American populace knows this but nonetheless wants him to be a couch-fucker. They've measured the man and considered the deed and they really, really, really want to believe he would fuck furniture. Even if he didn't. Yet.
X keeps serving me this video so I succumbed
The premise is that Mr Beast and crew are helicoptered into an abandoned city and have to survive for 7 days, seems like a fun concept…
but I recognized the “abandoned city” as Kupari Croatia, which is neither abandoned nor a city, it’s just aa few abandoned buildings in Dubrovnik. There is a popular bar literally a 3 min walk away and a Sheraton 12 mins walk away from where they claim they were running out of food & had to send up a flare to get the helicopter to get them 😂
I googled and it turns out he actually paid a bunch of money to keep the regular tourists and locals out of it while he was filming.
I haven’t watched many of his videos, are they all similarly made up? It’s like reality TV I guess. I actually didn’t find it very entertaining either.