Chris Castro

Hey man there’s a hole in my head where information goes

[Chris Castro @ChrisCastroEP]

The cats just had their first Churu packet and now I know how Richard Sackler felt the first time someone’s grandma tried OxyContin

[Das Bunker @DASBUNKER]

Things I'm deadnaming forever:

- Twitter
- Fox Hills Mall
- Staples Center
- Dodger Stadium
- Gulf of Mexico

[Chris Castro @ChrisCastroEP]

@BobJ118 @JoeyMannarinoUS Because it’s how they keep their sub-minimum wage clickbait grift going

[Chris Castro @ChrisCastroEP]

@PussycowLA

[Vintage Los Angeles @alisonmartino]

Vincent Price handing out Dodger dogs at Dodger Stadium in 1965.

[Chris Castro @ChrisCastroEP]

@PussycowLA Feet are free, so it’s probably one of the cheapest kinks

[Chris Castro @ChrisCastroEP]

@PussycowLA Almost as funny as when she handcuffed herself to the front door of the twitter building because she got suspended

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

trump currently:

[David Simon @AoDespair]

It should be entirely clear by now that this Vance fellow is not a couch-fucker. It is entirely unevidenced that he has ever fucked a sofa at any point.

The problem for Mr. Vance is that a large plurality -- possibly a majority -- of the American populace knows this but nonetheless wants him to be a couch-fucker. They've measured the man and considered the deed and they really, really, really want to believe he would fuck furniture. Even if he didn't. Yet.

[Chris Castro @ChrisCastroEP]

In true American fashion I’m seeing tons of content on here glorifying the 2017 Vegas shooter and the bump stock decision

[chris @zambonijonez]

I had to spin the block. Look at this King.

[Chris Castro @ChrisCastroEP]

@8whiskeysours I’m thinking of popping into the bounty, in case you want to grab a beer afterwards

[lana cel ray @sumbitches]

I bet this shit hits so hard if you’re stupid

[Chris Castro @ChrisCastroEP]

I’m going to have to post a photo of my conditional notice on an E15

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

If your company issues this laptop you don’t have to worry about layoffs

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

X keeps serving me this video so I succumbed

The premise is that Mr Beast and crew are helicoptered into an abandoned city and have to survive for 7 days, seems like a fun concept…

but I recognized the “abandoned city” as Kupari Croatia, which is neither abandoned nor a city, it’s just aa few abandoned buildings in Dubrovnik. There is a popular bar literally a 3 min walk away and a Sheraton 12 mins walk away from where they claim they were running out of food & had to send up a flare to get the helicopter to get them 😂

I googled and it turns out he actually paid a bunch of money to keep the regular tourists and locals out of it while he was filming.

I haven’t watched many of his videos, are they all similarly made up? It’s like reality TV I guess. I actually didn’t find it very entertaining either.

[Chris Castro @ChrisCastroEP]

@chorx @sysadafterdark I went the FOG route. Startups have no money so you have to get creative

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

Drought free California from space.

What a sight.