Chris Catchpole

Formerly of @QMagazine, now of The New Cue, Mojo, Record Collector, The Guardian, Music Week, Esquire, Apple Music & anywhere else that will let me ply my trade

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@Angela500089864 @GayTory That’s weird, I could have sworn this was you, Angela500089864?

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Just overheard a guard at Vauxhall say there were delays because of “animals on the line at Dorking”…

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@GimpNft @BestMovieMom Similarly, if you read Shakespeare in a thick regional Cornish or Norfolk English accent it flows much more naturally than, say, Laurence Olivier doing it does.

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@GimpNft @BestMovieMom If you watch the 90s film version of Much Ado About Nothing, the cadence and rhythm of Washington’s lines feel far more natural and effective than those spoken by the English actors Kenneth Branagh, Emma Thompson and Richard Briars.

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@Spares2Repair You have delivered the wrong item ordered over a week ago. Your listed phone number doesn't receive calls and the messages I have sent on email and via your online help portal over the past four days have all been ignored. Please can you reply/issue a refund?

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@Spares2Repair You have delivered the wrong item ordered a week ago. Your listed phone number doesn't receive calls and none of the messages I have sent on email or via your online help portal over the past four days have been responded to. Please get you get back to me.

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I grilled the ever affable @Tim_Burgess for the latest issue of @MOJOmagazine. You can grab a copy here: https://t.co/bcgKtfuVe4

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@Nobody1978_1 @billybinion My point was it slightly defies the point of traveling to these cities to go to a facsimile of home (see also: English themed pubs in Spain). Wear a linen shirt, sweat a bit, order a massive carafe of wine and enjoy it.

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@Nobody1978_1 @billybinion It’s hotter than the sun, swing a left out of Dubrovnik and there’s a fish restaurant on the bay in the shade where you can swim in same water they catch what you eat in for half the price of some loaded fries in HRC…

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@Nobody1978_1 @billybinion 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pro Tip for Europe travel: Go to a Hard Rock Cafe. Just stay at home, son. Eat a Wendy’s in your car, whack up the AC to sinus-frosting levels and save yourself the bother. (I like Wendy’s FYI)

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@felixwhite Happy birthday mate x

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@ScorchaSuede This is fantastic (and 100% is @DexysOfficial). That last one has strong Don’t Stand Me Down Energy.

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There’s many, many worst things about him, but I’ve only just noticed how much Andrew Tate looks like Pob.

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@dandare13579 @MrAndyNgo Not trying to be clever. Walthamstow is in London. You’ve commented on a video of ppl gathering outside a coffee shop in Walthamstow. You’ve also extrapolated that I’m a “racist” & have a “personal interest in allowing child rape” from my tweet. Just wondering how you got there.

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@dandare13579 @MrAndyNgo When have I said I welcome rapists and terrorists to my neighbourhood?

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@dandare13579 @MrAndyNgo Sorry, I meant my “personal interest in allowing child rape”. Wouldn’t want to put words in your mouth.

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@dandare13579 @MrAndyNgo No, I don’t think I’m particularly smart. I just wanted you to expand on why you think I support the rape of children. Genuinely would like to see the link from my tweet/tweets to your conclusion was all.

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@dandare13579 @MrAndyNgo I suppose I could draw conclusions about you based on your profile pic, but, you know…

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@dandare13579 @MrAndyNgo Which child rapists am I “simping” for by my tweet? Can you name a few? Please do elaborate on my personal interest in allowing child rape, too. Honestly, I am all ears here “bowler978”.