(Not) Christopher Chope

Parody account of the Tory MP Chris Chope. Lovingly shafting the people of the Christchurch constituency since 1997.

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

That's nice. And yet...it will not change things one iota. Christchurch is BLUE! #ChopeNotHope

(P.S. Saabs are the cars of the poor. Please don't vote for me Duncan)

https://t.co/q5HxoOZdIj

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

Mike be honest. You have absolutely no chance against my foolishly loyal fleet of unthinking pensioners. Vote #ChopeNotChange
https://t.co/QVVxExF2MF

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

Thank you James! Don't worry, I feel it's much more evil to bleed every single tax payer dry for my sofa related home comforts - but I appreciate the offer https://t.co/ZcpGpPPpq0

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

There's more chance that hell will freeze over pal. Trust me, I came right from those fiery depths #chopenothope https://t.co/fU01Wa2Ok1

[Neil Jones @ragwortfacts]

@PFpartnership Hopefully Chope with get the chop an the next election!

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

Don't worry povos, this didn't include me. I know my seat is as safe as houses covered in titanium steel no matter what I - or my party - does! Looking forward to receiving all your votes on July 4th 💙 #votechopenothope https://t.co/LrP2fugB06

[Christopher Hope📝 @christopherhope]

👀
Wow! Extraordinary but true - some furious Conservative MPs are tonight working on a plot to CALL OFF the general election by replacing Rishi Sunak as leader before Parliament is dissolved next Thursday.
One rebel Tory MP tells me he believes “several” more letters of no confidence in Sunak have been submitted to 1922 chairman Sir Graham Brady.
The senior Conservative MP told me: “Today has clearly been an absolute disaster but the election is NOT irrevocable; up until the point of the Dissolution of Parliament - when the writs are moved to begin the contests, it can still be aborted.
“In other words, if enough Tory MPs, who are clearly going to lose their seats in this already utterly shambolic campaign, write to Sir Graham Brady, tomorrow , the election could still be revoked.”

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

My latest and greatest achievement - remember people, an election is coming up! Can't wait to continue showering the constituency of Christchurch with my very special brand of love, disgust, and villainy! #VoteChope #ChopeNotHope
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[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

Just when you think we can't possibly get any slimier, we grasp even further down into the barrel.

And remember, vote Chope next election so my dream (your nightmare) of being the first Centenarian MP can one day be realised. #sluglife

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

Don't even think about contacting me about this, you peons https://t.co/8si4sWienG

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

In a couple of days time MPs will debate an historic bill which would ban British trophy hunters from killing and bringing home sick ‘souvenirs’ of endangered animals . Please ask your MP to support the bill by visiting https://t.co/KeO3BnJ3hy

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

I hope you all noticed my stunning cameo during Sajid Javid's pitch to become PM today #sexychope #ballbag

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

That I'm the original...and the best https://t.co/intEaVNT8E

[Peter Henley @Peter_Henley]

So tomorrow on #politicssouth 10am BBC1 we have Oxford #libdem @LaylaMoran and Dorset #conservative Chris Chope - who has no twitter but three imitators @Chris_Chope_MP @reallySirChope and @ChrisChopeMP What does that tell you?

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

Being thanked for things feels weird and I really don't like it #chopenothope https://t.co/8epXdWuW0M

[Eshani King⭐ @EshaniKing]

...cont.
@DesmondSwayne @CharlesWalkerMP @ChrisChopeMP and all the other MPs who voted against on 14 Dec 21.
With huge apologies to anyone I've missed. Please RT and add those names.

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

My sincere thanks to the @BBC for catching my sexy side here #Imtakenladies #unlessyouarewearingaskirt

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

Glad to see those hypnosis classes are FINALLY paying off #gulliblepeasants https://t.co/ybg6JMnSU0

[Fras @FEK666]

@bbc5live @ChrisChopeMP spoke perfect sense for once. Rare an MP does

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

No worries Mr Mountain - I already wear one mask over my true form, so it had to be done really! #TheyLive
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[Yorkshireman - say it as it is ! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ @mountai11860984]

Well done and thank you for doing your best @SteveBakerHW @SirGrahamBrady @andrewbridgen @ChrisChopeMP @PhilipDaviesUK @JackieDP @EstherMcVey1 and anyone else not mentioned 👏👏👏

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

This would be a great honour tbh
https://t.co/CbJbHhm8K3

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

This too

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

Pretty sure this is wrong tbh

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

@martindh @ConorBurnsUK @Tobias_Ellwood @Michael4MDNP @RobertSyms Er...we're Tories mate? We don't do the whole 'support' thing.

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

Poor show, France https://t.co/GobW2HRyai

[(Not) Christopher Chope @ChrisChopeMP]

More Chope can only be a good thing. So with that in mind make sure you follow @nohopechope. Cheers peasants #ChopeNotHope