Chris Cordingley

Dad to @NatLoweC & Otis. Northern Mod, Comedy & music consultant. Soul man Bar man. Darts, PegIntBottle, snooker and badminton player. 🇮🇪

[Chris Cordingley @ChrisCordingley]

Places I've slept in last 12 months.

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@theGLC @elephantshead Me and the Mrs will be there.

[natlowe-cordingley @NatloweC]

Had a great tournament in the shrewsbury open this weekend, unfortunately I lost 4-1 4-2 in the semi finals. It was my first ever semi finals I’ve in my career in the men’s wheelchair singles. 🎾🎾🎾 bring on wrexham in September. @WChairTennisGB @shrewsbury_club

[Chris Cordingley @ChrisCordingley]

Security Man: "It's Marc with a C."

Queen: "What, Cark?"

Tremendous stuff.
#QueenOfOz #CatherineTate

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Alex Turner is a rock star.

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@ngdough @JustStop_Oil @metpoliceuk Be quiet you clown.

[natlowe-cordingley @NatloweC]

Excited for the draw to come out for the Shrewsbury open this weekend. Let’s see if I can bring the singles and doubles title back. 🎾🎾🎾 @shrewsbury_club @WChairTennisGB

[Danny Sutcliffe @dannysutcliffes]

Shoutout to any vendors at #parklife2023 selling individual cans of coke that clearly display they are part of a multipack and are not to be sold separately #fuckthapolice 😎

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Rum, sodomy and the lash.

[natlowe-cordingley @NatloweC]

Here’s the draw got the @GranthamTennis open I’m up against Graham Webber @WChairTennisGB 🎾🎾🎾

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@OSH111 Hope all's good with you and yours too.

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You may already know of this podcast @OSH111 but I've only just discovered it and think you'll love it. https://t.co/cu89OFOIWB

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@OSH111 I have heard of it. I'll have a listen on your recommendation.

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I had a lovely couple of hours with @allysonjsmith and @Jo_Caulfield on Friday @HWCCLiverpool

Tonight I'm at home crying to Barbara Streisand singing Woman In Love. Crying.

Oh yeah, @InnocentJeff was there too on Friday.

#WomenInComedy

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Still Crazy After All These Years

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@tweetsbykenks Very sad. Remind me to tell you story of when I met Ike Turner.

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@richardosman The pope was a fan.

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My friend @DoctorDenz420 is new on twitter. Give him a follow if you like a smoke. If you don't like a smoke, follow him anyway. He's cool. Welcome Denz. X

[natlowe-cordingley @NatloweC]

Entered a 3rd tournament of the year at the Shrewsbury open which is next month. 🎾🎾🎾 @shrewsbury_club @WChairTennisGB

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@RadioAlty @minix34 That's slanderous I am not always playing darts. I sleep occasionally.