Chris Courtney

Student of marketing, lover of cheese, eternal optimist. she/her.

[Chris Courtney @ChrisCourtneyWI]

Can confirm

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Scientists don’t want you to know” is a phrase that cracks me up always, cause if you actually meet a scientist, they will be shaking and crying like an overexcited golden retriever, desperate to tell you everything they know.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

I didn’t recite “with liberty and justice for all” every day as a kid just to be called a woke libtard for wanting liberty and justice for ALL as an adult. Some of you clearly weren’t listening.

Happy Fourth.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[Chris Courtney @ChrisCourtneyWI]

@annbauerwriter @CarynSullivan14 Should've stopped while you were ahead. Aggressive to you is peace of mind to those of us diagnosed out of the blue after doing everything right. There are hundreds of types and scenarios. And tons of genes contributing other than brca.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[Chris Courtney @ChrisCourtneyWI]

No but seriously

[bri @bribrisimps]

i swear to god everyone stop pushing AI on me i literally hate generative AI with every fiber of my being what a deeply unintellectual waste of energy and resources

[mac. @nmacheaux]

i am begging everyone to put the AI-generated flyers down. politicians, greeks, colleges, everyone. stop.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

I know everyone hates them but this is why HOAs exist.

[Chris Courtney @ChrisCourtneyWI]

@williamsburg_12 @VivalaZito 1/5 of what he'll need to do Sunday. No one knows how the duration will factor in. Just hope he's not putting others in danger.

[Chris Courtney @ChrisCourtneyWI]

@stevieben93 @Indy_Aimee Seems like AJ may not be well. Don't think he's been seen in public in a year or two.

[Chris Courtney @ChrisCourtneyWI]

@Indy_Aimee Ditto! Wish more people appreciated the history and spectacle of this race.

[Chris Courtney @ChrisCourtneyWI]

@222sally @AdamKinzinger @TomTiffanyWI No, see that's not a current photo.

[Chris Courtney @ChrisCourtneyWI]

@Beckerjason1 @juliaunboxed Two things can be true

[Chris Courtney @ChrisCourtneyWI]

I love love love that the audience (somehow) stays seated, just this once! ❤️🦡❤️

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

“Jump Around” at the UW-Madison graduation ceremony

[grease @greaseyote]

@SavanaThePanda @BruceBangers @peaceful_bully I have never once been called by a hotel after just leaving.

[Chris Courtney @ChrisCourtneyWI]

@shivroyapologst @poetrypainter @BenMandelker The word was weird, not freak. Huge difference

[DCPetterson.bsky.social @dcpetterson]

Gov Walz could have been your VP. He could have made his policies go national. But too many people fucked up.

[Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury]

For all those still feeling the moon joy—Artemis II was brought to you by public schools and publicly funded science. Copy that! 👩‍🚀🚀💕

*All four astronauts went to public schools!

[Chris Courtney @ChrisCourtneyWI]

@KFILE Saucer magnolia? I have a tiny one, will now think of your sweet girl each time it catches my eye. ❤️