mac.

28 | SC 🌙🌴 | USC alumna 🐔 | 1908 🪞| she/her | emmy-winning producer 📺 | NABJ | #womeninsports |

[zach @mazzyyyyyyy]

her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears

[aileen wuornos fan club president @bespinderella]

as a single childless woman, you can show up for countless bridal showers, weddings, baby showers, kid's birthday parties, anniversary dinners etc. but if you want even a modicum of reciprocation suddenly it's mortifying and beyond the pale. lol ok.

[mac. @nmacheaux]

i absolutely see marlon and nick jonas lol

[𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆 ✨💋♒️♍️♋️❤️‍🔥✨ @alove_1980]

Omg I can’t stop laughing. His students told him he looked like all of these people and the comments were hilarious. 😭😭😭

[mac. @nmacheaux]

jaden smith, musical genius

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?

[mac. @nmacheaux]

benson and stabler

[. @lesladytrish]

biggest franchise in the world nuked itself in the foot trying to do this and is still trying and failing to recover from it

[mac. @nmacheaux]

@Archimusik @brianknotts @etubruton @heatherpedia like a family reunion? we do those at hotels

[mac. @nmacheaux]

i feel like if i could tell who was from where it’d give the vibe of that racist dude from king of the hill who knew buddy was laotian

[yammi @sighyam]

I refuse to believe people struggle to point out which one is Chinese lmao

[t-sheezy ✨ @sheezy_t]

@Atlas_Ace9 ain’t got no change sorry brotha

[ari @badgal_ari]

This is the funniest response you coulda made to that tweet 😂😂😂

[mac. @nmacheaux]

@ForestMommy @tehnameisehjeff @ChrisM769869103 @stephenehorn @JohnWakefieId ok so still let the trash take itsself out in that case?

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

Bringing your dog around some real Dog OG’s to scare his ass straight is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen LMFAO

[mac. @nmacheaux]

@MUVACZA growing up confused as hell why that girl on white chicks was crying about having a big ass when i was 8 years old and praying to be thick lol

[mac. @nmacheaux]

“this is cultural appropriation at best” 😂

[claire bingus 🔧 @percoquette_]

bitch goodbye 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 "I am CAUCASIAN"

[mac. @nmacheaux]

@FarmBeagle @PierreBarbosa6 @MaxwellFrostFL lol using grok like a dumbass. anything you say is discredited by virtue

[mac. @nmacheaux]

@typicalvibez23 i’ve always wanted lil fangs on the top and one with a bar that goes across my bottom teeth. literally got braces at 18 with getting a grill in mind 😂

[mac. @nmacheaux]

fell to my knees i can’t go much longer w/o a grill gleamin in my face i might actually die 🥲

[☆ @starboyreese]

I would have this same reaction ns LMAO

[NAO @thisNAO]

our baby SATURN turns 8 years old today thank you to everyone still listening 🎈

[D O N T R A I L @ddobison90]

When HBCUs begin closing their homecomings to outsiders, I don’t want to hear a thing. STOP going to these people schools with your senseless violence.

[mac. @nmacheaux]

lmaoooo
1. pastor has a type
2. the reveal at the end that the second wife has been there for THREE (3) years, meaning the courtship prolly started even before that 😭

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

[mac. @nmacheaux]

oh she’s british…

[crest. @sonofcrest]

Florence Pugh says Yelena only ended up in Brand New Day because Tom Holland chose her over Marvel’s biggest superheroes

“Oh, you know, this all happened because of Tom.

"So, years ago, when I had just kind of started my relationship with Marvel, and Black Widow had come out, and my Yelena wasn’t as obviously big as all of the other big superheroes.”

“He, on the red carpet of his previous movie, when someone said, ‘Who do you want to do the next movie with? Do you want it to be with Thor?’ And I don’t remember the superheroes, but they were, like, all massive superheroes.

"And he said, ‘No, actually, I want to, I want to do it with Florence Pugh, who plays Yelena.’”

“So because of that, fans were then, like, so excited about the idea of it, and that started the ball rolling. So thanks to Tom. Thank you, Tom.”

Jimmy Fallon: “Yeah. Come on. Thanks, Tom Holland. I love that dude.”