Chris Dabel

Data Engineer, father, poet, mycologist

[Chris Dabel @ChrisDabel]

@Deepneuron How human of Fable

[Chris Dabel @ChrisDabel]

I've imagined human civilization in the year 10,367. With Hansonian Grabby Aliens, Game theory, #Alignment, Optimization vs. Expansion.

Even an Artificial Super-intelligence must justify its choices.

https://t.co/UqG3IZI9ZO

[🍓🍓🍓 @iruletheworldmo]

@elder_plinius @inductionheads you sure you ain’t been routed to haiku bro?

[Chris Dabel @ChrisDabel]

@Deepneuron Why not exercise some caution here?

[nervewing @nervewing]

I been saying the fancy tools doctrine of warfare is in its way out. And that happens to be entirely what the U.S. depends on. We are being completely eclipsed because our military serves defense contractors first and foremost. Capitalism eats itself

[Chris Dabel @ChrisDabel]

@rudi_bakken @apples_jimmy Can you smeeeeeeell what Anthropic's cooking?

[Chris Dabel @ChrisDabel]

@greg16676935420 @Kalshi I see a Native American.

[Chris Dabel @ChrisDabel]

@RippleXrpie My man professor Jiang is a real life Hari Sheldon. Him and Peter Turchin

[Chris Dabel @ChrisDabel]

@JeremyCorbell The truth is it's a highly challenging mplex topic that only the initiated can fully grasp. Not an ego thing. Ask any Experiencer.

[Chris Dabel @ChrisDabel]

@DrBeaVillarroel So a transient is a UAP, then.

[Beatriz Villarroel @DrBeaVillarroel]

Some encouraging news: two independent data analysts who were given access to the transient sample have replicated our core results regarding associations between transients and nuclear testing (Scientific Reports paper) as well as the deficit of transients in the Earth's shadow (PASP paper). One (Brian Doherty) has documented his analysis in a short note, while the other who replicated the nuclear-transient association has chosen not to be named at this stage. These replications are preliminary and non-peer-reviewed, but encouraging. We look forward to additional independent replication efforts, including peer-reviewed ones.

[Chris Dabel @ChrisDabel]

@MattWallace888 Commenting to keep comment count at 666

[James Fox @jamescfox]

Head neurosurgeon Dr. Italo at regional hospital (Varginha Brazil) responds to criticism regarding his claims of direct contact with a live alien in captivity in 1996.

[Chris Dabel @ChrisDabel]

@UPuritano @AlchemyAmerican How is it that I can hear the tapping?

[James Fox @jamescfox]

For the first time in history, we have eyewitness testimony from head neurosurgeon Dr. Italo Venturelli at Regional Hospital who claims to have had face-to-face communicate with an alien in captivity in Varginha, Brazil.
See his full interview and much more in Moment of Contact: New Revelations of Alien Encounters. Coming Dec 2025

[Chris Dabel @ChrisDabel]

@PezeshkiCharles @robinhanson @DrDaniS Nice Turchin reference.

[Robin Hanson @robinhanson]

On reflection, I say this will be the strongest UFO evidence found for at least the next ten years, and is quite likely (>75%) to be confirmed by any replication efforts on the same or other-telescope datasets, which do actually exist.

[Chris Dabel @ChrisDabel]

@jasminecoded_ I've never seen any of my neighbors take in their groceries. Hmm....

[Billboard Chris 🌎 @BillboardChris]

This is what a psy-op looks like. This is who you’re arguing with on X.

[Ahmad @TheAhmadOsman]

> be me
> Alexandr Wang, born January 1997
> age 19, drop out of MIT
> co-found Scale AI
> "what if we label data, but mid?"
> convince every LLM company that this is fine

> 2016–2023
> flood the market with barely-labeled goat photos and out-of-context Reddit takes
> call it “foundational data”
> raise billions
> valuation hits $7.3B
> everyone claps

> 2025
> sell Scale AI to Meta for $14B
> not a typo.
> fourteen. billion. dollars.
> join Meta as Chief AI Officer
> rename division to Meta Superintelligence Labs
> start saying things like “AGI by 2027” in interviews

> meanwhile, researchers:
> "the data from Scale is trash"
> models hallucinate goat facts and mislabel wheelchairs as motorcycles
> AI alignment folks are malding
> i am Alexandr. unbothered. moisturized. thriving.

> ranked #1 in Times Top Grifters of All Time
> beat out SBF, Elizabeth Holmes, and your favorite VC
> literally built an empire out of copy-pasted Amazon Mechanical Turk tasks

> mfw I labeled 4chan posts for pennies and turned it into a 14B exit
> mfw I am now leading Meta's quest for godlike AI
> mfw data quality was never part of the business model
> never bet against the grind