Chris Dutra

Sr. Principal SRE for Markets at @jpmorgan. Married to my best friend @alessandra_a_. Tweets are my own. #HALLin

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

Hey @MLBTV - need help? Put me in, coach #sre

[Jersey Friar @JerseyFriar]

@John_Fanta It is in the best interest of the Big 10, Big 12, SEC and especially the ACC that we the BE doesn't succeed. We are taking some of their money in their view. That's gonna hurt the conference in this year and years to come. It's not a lack of respect it's more intentional.

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

Absolute joke. 3 big east teams = boring bracket.

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

For the first time in the 45-year history of the Big East Conference, a team went over 5 games over .500 in conference play and did not make the NCAA Tournament.

That team is Seton Hall.

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

The best fantasy football team name I’ve seen thus far:

Trey Lance, Lance Refrigeration

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

@Padres when's the Ji Man City Connect going to drop?

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

Welcome to San Diego, Rich and Ji Man!

The #Padres have acquired LHP Rich Hill and 1B/DH Ji Man Choi from the Pirates. Details: https://t.co/4jfSKgOahE

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Oregon State goes for the win and gets it on the final play of the game

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

@Downtime_cast can we get a show on whatever the heck is going on with HBO Max right now? Have a feeling a few SRE comrades are having a rough night right now.

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

@BNightengale Fewer games = fewer advertisement slots = fewer impressions. At some point, money will need to be refunded that was given to owners if this continues.

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

@BNightengale Wouldn’t TV contracts have a say in MLB not making up games?

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

Parents with little ones - the new hey bear dropped and its 🔥🔥🔥

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

Youtube ads are bad, but this NBC love affair with Tom Brady as a SNF ad? My kids trying to watch hey bear. Good god.

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

I feel like googles software prowess is fading, badly. It’s really exposed in their nest products and support they provide.

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

After my support experience, considering dropping all @googlenest products from my house. Already have SimpliSafe thanks to the Guard fiasco. Any recommendations?

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

Me, watching my canary release deploy, every single time:

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

This stream is garbage. Show us the flight already. (Btw, they are already in the air). #VirginGalactic

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

@HBOMaxHelp Keep it blameless, HBO.

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

(Courtesy of my creative wife @Alessandra_A_ )

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

Me, every time I hear these words:

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

@ianjay_ @BanditBet @espn Espn could also choose to cut away from the stream.

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

I mean if you are going to do that, let’s upload Lord of the Rings as an Ad. Let’s make it enjoyable.

[Chris Dutra @ChrisDutra]

Seriously Google? 4+ hour ad on Youtube.