Chris Elford

Owner @noanchorbar. Certified Cicerone. Boozehound.

[Chris Elford @ChrisElford]

@spoelmania Oh 100% been saying it for years

[Chris Elford @ChrisElford]

@bellinghamspenc @SoundersFC If Atlanta beats Toronto, in Atlanta. If Toronto wins, in Seattle.

[Chris Elford @ChrisElford]

Man, shout out to the amazing crew at Rob Roy for totally sleighing Miracle on 2nd. Very impressed. Y’all rule. @ Miracle on 2nd https://t.co/XCdk8b4FpB

[Institute of Gremlins 2 Studies @G2Institute]

Many of the jokes in Gremlins 2 are imperceptible to the modern viewer - the Cooking cable channel is no longer satire because it really exists. We are heading towards a future where the film is increasingly inseparable from reality. I call this process Hyper-Gremlinization.

[Jason Saura @jasonsaura]

Vote Now For Seattle’s Bar of the Year https://t.co/e27s5SAnrP via @EaterSeattle

[Amor y Amargo @amoryamargo]

AyA Alum!! RT @CreativeDrunk: My dear friend @ChrisElford ‘s bar Navy Strength is up for the @EaterSeattle Bar of the Year Award. They do good honest work. Give em your vote. https://t.co/I46pvSN2gz

[Eater Seattle @EaterSeattle]

Which Seattle bar upped the ante this year? Vote now #EaterAwards https://t.co/0c3ZvjRrxP

[Chris Elford @ChrisElford]

YES https://t.co/aDm78eEkN4

[Amor y Amargo @amoryamargo]

Possibly a #SharpieMustache in @Rihanna 's flask?!? @ChrisElford @CreativeDrunk

https://t.co/dOxKSOjOTG

[Tim Wise @timjacobwise]

Time to shut down Trump hotels w/protests and make him wish he'd sold his interest...Boycott all companies affiliated with his venal family

[David Flaherty @grapesandgrains]

Awesome industry wisdom as we go into the New Year: https://t.co/y54L19ZiWS Tks @QueensKickshaw , @ChrisElford @danbronsonnyc @nrnonline

[Chris Elford @ChrisElford]

@BeaumontDrinks @mixography @alcademics @Einbecker_Bier @BitburgerUK It's the NA term that is a misnomer. Most NA beer has ~.5% alcohol.

[Chris Elford @ChrisElford]

@JamieBoudreau Like this?

[Chris Elford @ChrisElford]

@CookingIssues @ChefSteps Welcome to seattle dude! Come eat at @NoAnchorBar!

[Chris Elford @ChrisElford]

A mouth-watering review of No Anchor--three stars! Thanks @seattletimes. https://t.co/l9VIgCnKN9

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"So when I intro you, do I say 'literally shit his pants to avoid Vietnam' or 'child fucker'?"
Ted Nugent: "Just say 'patriot'"

[Chris Elford @ChrisElford]

This is never not funny. Happy birthday, son. https://t.co/AZaDbD7BhY

[Amor y Amargo @amoryamargo]

Hey @ChrisElford here's an oldie but goodie! #MadeWithMonte #bTeamSponsored @genuine_leather @amaromonte https://t.co/zD84LLMp7t

[Chris Elford @ChrisElford]

thanks for the kind words on the Casualty Cocktail, @punch_drink. Haven't whipped one of these up in awhile! https://t.co/XX7iOsydwg

[Punch @punch_drink]

Byrrh showing its versatility in this bitter riff on the Rob Roy from @amoryamargo: https://t.co/DExE6f6kvV

[David Flaherty @grapesandgrains]

“Bars are icebergs: mistakes on the surface, things are f&ck$d up underneath.” @ChrisElford. My latest @NRNonline: https://t.co/kt8Rew9gAY

[Chris Elford @ChrisElford]

@brewdog if you have never tried @WestlandWhiskey before, that's a great option. Made in Seattle. The Pot Still in Glasgow has some. Dope.