Chris P

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[Chris P @ChrisForHire]

Loved the new @TheIndyClowns mascot. Peanut the Elepant is perfect. But your on-field entertainment & themed gimmicks are lacking compaired to the other teams. I wanna see some circus acts. These would be fun. A lion tamer with a great dane as a lion @BananaBall_ make it happen

[Chris P @ChrisForHire]

Dear @Uber
Your app designers suck. Every week there are bugs in it that I have to just live with. Now, even though I have the RECORD YOUR RIDE off, it continues to tell me it's recording my next ride. I've signed out and back it. I've deleted the app and reinstalled it. Broken!

[Chris P @ChrisForHire]

Dear @indeed
I don't know if it's a bug in the system or a ploy to get people to keep opening your app. But either way, please make it go away. I don't have any unread messages but the notification alert never turns off

[Chris P @ChrisForHire]

Dear @SpotifyUSA please let me see a list of the newly released albums. I loved going to find who has new albums out. I don't care for this list of stupid singles. I'm sure it's good for some. But why do you have to take away albums?

[Chris P @ChrisForHire]

@Uber @Uber_Support why do I need 10 notifications for one scheduled ride request? Every time I accept a scheduled ride I get a ton of notifications. This is just from ONE RIDE. MAKE. IT. STOP!!!!

[Chris P @ChrisForHire]

@iamSauceGardner

[Chris P @ChrisForHire]

You can't spell INCEL without ICE 🤣

[Chris P @ChrisForHire]

@Uber_Support No thanks. Im just bitching about how shitty you pay the backbone of your work force. Y'all have no shame

[Chris P @ChrisForHire]

$3.08 for 15 mins of work. INCLUDES EXPECTED TIP. And this was the 2nd request I got for this. First time it was only $2. @Uber WHAT FUCKING TIP?!? This shouldn't even be offered as work.

[Chris P @ChrisForHire]

@Uber Well @Uber that's SLIGHTLY better. I almost took the bait

[Chris P @ChrisForHire]

@Uber Still a no from me dawg

[Chris P @ChrisForHire]

Space Balls Deux

[Chris P @ChrisForHire]

One more day until it's Uncle Phil Time! I'm all I'm, but if he pulls out the readers to call a play, I'm turning it off! #PhilipRivers @Colts #ForTheShoe #PonyUp #GoHorse

[Chris P @ChrisForHire]

@NFL

[Chris P @ChrisForHire]

@NFL @RapSheet @TomPelissero @MikeGarafolo Here we go.....I'm not impressed. But it looks to be our only option