Chris G.

I'm on the Chet Atkins diet.

[Chris G. @ChrisG_Authenti]

I'm the first to watch Elf this year.

[Chris G. @ChrisG_Authenti]

@AprilGuinn7 april

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@thegoodgodabove This once again reinforces suicide as an option.

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@tomgreenlive If you give me 10k dollars, I will bring people together.

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@DaneCook Stop yelling at me.

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@cher Hi

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@lexfridman What profound message must I write that gains a response from Lex? That's my agenda. You have yours and I have mine. They will change.

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@DaneCook I'm not a vip so I have nothing to contribute.

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@johncusack All this stuff is starting to affect rational people to the point of reckless frustration. The idiots will always be idiots, but now the balance is tipping. Kinda sad

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@alyankovic How did you make it to Carnegie Hall?

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@marcmaron My bad, that was "Sleep Walk with Me"

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@marcmaron Hey, did you guys know marc was on Louie?

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@DaneCook How I look when trying

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@McR1B69 Yes

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@elonmusk @lexfridman I mean it's funny and breaks the ice, but are you concerned the possibility of Twitter's platform becoming obsolete? That's a lot of money spent. I mean who cares what the people think of the site as long as they're using it, right?

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@DanLaMorte My girlfriend's b-day is on 9/11. I tell people just think of bad shit and it's there.

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@sadsportfanwill @billburr Sharp

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@MatthewLillard Thank you

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@DaneCook hey, forgot about Twitter. Back now.

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@mahoneycomedy still on stage?