Chris Habermann

never heard of her

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Chris Habermann @ChrisHabermann2]

I’m just trying to be Flynn Rider one day

[Chris Habermann @ChrisHabermann2]

That’s it I’m just gonna say it. @Tinder should never have gotten rid of tinder social and I demand they bring it back immediately.

[Chris Habermann @ChrisHabermann2]

Joes blacks is grand forks culture

[Chris Habermann @ChrisHabermann2]

Bidding on my body- a thread

[Chris Habermann @ChrisHabermann2]

@MrRoflWaffles @PapaJohnsUK @CallofDutyUK #TeamMrRoflWaffles

[MADNVS Dubstep @madnvs]

This Is MADNVS Vol. 1 OUT NOW https://t.co/ex7kA0HvK3

[MADNVS Dubstep @madnvs]

Live streaming our first mix "This Is MADNVS Volume 1" this Saturday at 10pm cst. After that the set will be posted on Soundcloud. Links in bio

[Chris Habermann @ChrisHabermann2]

My exes dog just died and I feel more moved for her dog than her at this point. I moved on but all dogs deserve to be loved the way ozzy was loved. And on that I say goodnight and adios sweet doggo.

[Chris Habermann @ChrisHabermann2]

Sorry about it @CORNERx13

[jayk @gymsharkhero]

Guys I know my moms a milf but that doesn’t mean you all had to fuck her.

[Chris Habermann @ChrisHabermann2]

Saw this pickup with a pallet of bricks heading north on university in fargo if people see anything like this let @fargopolice know. @fullyyeetedboi and I gave the police the plate number. Fuck people out here doing this shit. Change is coming.

[it’s ya boi evan @fullyyeetedboi]

Police gassed innocent peaceful protestors and are dealing with the consequences. There fixed your tweet

[Chris Habermann @ChrisHabermann2]

#BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolJoeBlacks

[it’s ya boi evan @fullyyeetedboi]

My friend is looking to sell his bonaroo ticket because it clashes with lost lands. If you or anyone you know wants a ticket hmu. Or Rt for support :) @ChrisHabermann2

[Chris Habermann @ChrisHabermann2]

@POTUS yooo Donnie you got any good nudeskies for me?!

[Chris Habermann @ChrisHabermann2]

@elonmusk @fullyyeetedboi

[Chris Habermann @ChrisHabermann2]

Had people over last night and someone used my pube razor to shave their face.

[Chris Habermann @ChrisHabermann2]

@sorenhigher @eerrriiicaa Can I dislike a reply?

[Chris Habermann @ChrisHabermann2]

@hi_neek The raiders suck these

[Chris Habermann @ChrisHabermann2]

Getting sober before naturdays was the move.