it’s ya boi evan

not actually affiliated with Evan (◕,,,◕)

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Hanging out with me is like getting coconut malled in real life

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@yungsquiiid Hello

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Fuck @Tea2thaJ

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I haven’t feuded with anyone on here in a minute

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@yungsquiiid Stop I’m crying 🥹

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@Dubscribe_ Ayy see ya there

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@yungsquiiid Just screenshot this for evidence later

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“I’ll get us a Lyft home so I can get the sky miles from the ride” -me absolutely hammered outside a bar at 2am

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Word on the street is @ChrisHabermann2 had an asthma attack seconds after losing his virginity

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Year 3 of getting aggressively blacked out the night before thanksgiving ✅

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@yungsquiiid The fact that I can’t retweet this is offensive

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Sugar mommas aren’t real, need one to prove me wrong

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@titleist4434 @layzdubz Ugh they always are 🙃

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.@Tea2thaJ the type of guy to go on vacation and only eat at subway

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@yungsquiiid

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Camping is literally just granola homelessness. I will not be taking questions

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To the island noodle guy who was cooking Sunday afternoon, sorry for staring at you I was just tripping really hard and the way you were cutting that celery blew my mind

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@RaveShaman

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@RaveShaman Live look of me seeing you a pit

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@madnvs Yo I’ll be there 🤫