GordonBenét Ramsey

Freddie Prinze Jr. impersonator, great for birthday parties and bar mitzvahs. DM me for booking info.
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[GordonBenét Ramsey @ChrisHemsrhoid]

Hey, sometimes i paint shit, here's some shit I've painted. If you'd like to see more shit I've painted follow my shitty Instagram
https://t.co/8TndV7IKId

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@tomjgreene Oh no I haven't seen the 2nd one yet. Why is dune worm so sad? I would be sad too if people were taking all my spice.

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@HelloCullen

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@nobromusic I know this only comes out to about 6 cents so I promise to hit up your merch store

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@BAKKOOONN I met Matt Pinfield at a Sugar Ray concert in 1999. Nothing interesting happened.

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New JFK conspiracy theory just dropped

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

[The Hill @thehill]

Jill Biden remembers Rosalynn Carter for efforts with mental health, caregiving https://t.co/0shvPnIdjz

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You only have 2 wolves inside of you? That's fucking embarrassing

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This may be my final tweet. It, like all my others, is for no one.

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@HorrorLovesBeth I never did end up watching this

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I thought these were the same picture except cropped, so when I swiped from the 1st to the 2nd his gazes shifts and it seems like he looking at you. Shit my pants.

[Entertainment Tonight @etnow]

Natalie Portman and her husband, Benjamin Millepied, are reportedly working on their marriage following allegations that he cheated with a 25-year-old woman.

More details: https://t.co/Z9MVc9994n

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Red Dead Redemption would not allow me to name my horse Butt Cheeks but Zelda is totally cool with it. Okay.

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Daniel Day-Lewis quit act so he could play bass in a Nü Metal band

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

The summer of whatever it is Daniel Day-Lewis is trying to do has begun.

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@amcnal I don't know. These guys are spineless.

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Wow, just the other day I says to my wife, "hey babe, what do you think the 3rd most popular member of the band Kiss thinks about gender identity?"

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AI art turned Seymour Skinner into a DILF and it is my closing argument on why it needs to be stopped

[Reverend&TheMakers @Reverend_Makers]

What’s the best photograph in music history ?

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2nd round of Trump NFTs do not disappoint

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘BARBIE’ and ‘OPPENHEIMER’ are both still slated for release on July 21, 2023, with no plans to shift.

(https://t.co/983oeQjigQ)

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The Readers Context added to this tweet gave me actual whiplash

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Attack the Block (2011)