Tom Greene

Clarinet player for ZZ Bottom, the world’s worst ZZ Top cover band

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After every three bites it asks “are you still eating?”
@netflix

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@Variety I had this idea 8 years ago

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@FoodNetwork @FoodNetwork

2. “Man vs. Food vs. Wild”
A celebrity chef shows you how to hunt and cook a delicious meal over a camping stove in the middle of nowhere.

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@iforgotthefall You should be worth billions by now

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Me describing #28YearsLater to people

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Nobody out papas the john

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#MartySupreme sounds like something your friend Marty would eat in high school by combining two Taco Bell menu items together

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@PopBase

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I don’t celebrate Christmas, I celebrate the Lexus December to Remember Sales Event and therefore I actually need the whole month off

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@DiscussingFilm

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@ultracrap

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I’m just glad we don’t have to defend James Corden right now

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My dog hearing the garage door opening when I get home from work

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I worked really hard to pay off the last of my student loans this year and my reward for that hard work is that my credit score went down 35 points in two months.

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@loosecanons_ @cosmic_marvel

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@j51Roper

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump has been spotted heading to play golf at his resort in Virginia.

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@meanlore Travis reading that prenup

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@PopBase

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@Srirachachau

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@MikeTopp “Brush those teeth or it comes back to
BITE US!
Flossing helps prevent gingi-
VITIS!”

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#28YearsLater (2025)
Dir. Danny Boyle

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

in the italy. straight up "leaning it". and by "it" , hahah, well. lets justr say. my pisa