Mike Topp

hee/haw

[Mike Topp @MikeTopp]

My favorite movie

[Sparrow @Sparrow14]

Sad Fact

All my self-help books are getting moldy.

[Mike Topp @MikeTopp]

@David_Raffin I can see you’re nuts.

[Mike Topp @MikeTopp]

Technically, everything is scratch and sniff.

[David Raffin🐇🎩 postHumorist poet metaphysicist @David_Raffin]

@MikeTopp When I am playing pool, I sometimes scratch my balls on purpose

[garielle lutz @gariellelutz]

My book BACKWARDNESS is still orderable in the USA from Elizabeth Ellen’s SF/LD Books, but a Calamari Archive edition (comprising the full text of the original, supplemented with some new content) is now available worldwide on Amazon, as well as from Asterism.

[Jack Denton @jackwdenton]

thinking once again about how David Berman anticipated the poetry of the golden age of weird twitter here

[Mike Topp @MikeTopp]

It’s easy to pick a lock—Walmart has a huge selection.

[𝐌𝐫.𝐑𝐚𝐣 𝐌𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭 @Motivational__G]

Can you spot which lock is unlocked?

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

hila klein looks like peter theil

[Mike Topp @MikeTopp]

I was out with friends. This gorgeous blond came in and I don’t remember anything else. No specials today. I left the restaurant in a huff. I forgot my coat. I had to go back to the restaurant. My coat wasn’t there. The blond wasn’t there. I went home in a cab. Jazz music played.

[Mike Topp @MikeTopp]

“Now where’s that updog?”
“He got bored waiting for you and left.”
“Oh.”
“Left you this note.”
I read it, then crumpled it up. Asshole.

[Mike Topp @MikeTopp]

The Legend of Bag of Dicks (if a novelty prank product became a movie)

[Raymond Pettibon @RaymondPettibon]

Panther struggles with the beef heart https://t.co/ngLyvM7PjE via @YouTube

[Internet Wretch @cursedinternet]

@MikeTopp

[Mike Topp @MikeTopp]

“Always, my interest in popular forms was not to glority them—because I really dislike popular culture in most cases. I think it’s garbage, but that’s the culture I live in, and that’s the culture people speak. They learn to read in school, but they don’t learn to decode images.”

[Mike Topp @MikeTopp]

What’s everyone got against oxidants?

[Raymond Pettibon @RaymondPettibon]

Homes maxs fave blue devil is art heynan

[David Raffin🐇🎩 postHumorist poet metaphysicist @David_Raffin]

@MikeTopp

[Mike Topp @MikeTopp]

Do you want any more mustard? I can’t finish mine.

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