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Old biddy in training

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@bored2die Please show the non-ricotta style cream cheese application

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@owenbroadcast He owned the apartment building?

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@daniel_dansturn Weezer fans with be so excited!

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@2eggwhite Sorry liver
Nothing personal

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people took jaywalking seriously in 1924

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@WhittleDick_ Trust him

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@GreeneElizabeth @Based_Jedi What do you mean by super-sketchy operations?

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@williambanks_ Where ya headed

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@misandryluvr421 I’m so sorry. 💜

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@DirectorGumby @NicoOkapi Right??

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@thinkingshivers Yeah, they got a good deal on fishes and loaves this week.

And can you ask if they have fig newtons yet?

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@Bannef_ @evie_ @JamesUK101 @sashaishere88 They say it’s vitamins. Mom and dad give their child vitamins every day.

Not an impossibility at all.

If part of your daily routine since as long you can remember includes taking vitamins dispensed by your parents, why would you question that?

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@chibbqk1ng @PureMichigan Love that word.
Ypsilanti.
It’s great.

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@TravisB20876602 @radioactivered So many owls! Was that a popular thing, a glowing owl?

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@RealShinyDummy That’s that other guy’s! V something. Vernier? It’s like Vermeer but isn’t

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She’s mellowed superbly

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@srepsev No!!!!
Poppifer!
Nooooo so sweet!!
(She is lovely, and I have a particular fondness of grey tabbies with white gloves)

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@panoptisean Does the pope shit in the woods

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@Executivejeff1 Hanging out, drinking, or sleeping - sleeping wins every time. Have you seen something of the stuff they got going on in your dreams?