Chris Higgins

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Gordon Strachan now has a hipster beard. It's got a ginger top and a grey bottom. A bit like Rita from Coronation Street.

[Iwan Thomas MBE @Iwanrunner]

HARSH RADIO...

[Chris Higgins @ChrisHiggins81]

@DennisLee1 Hahahahaaa!! Keep em coming!

[Chris Higgins @ChrisHiggins81]

@DennisLee1 heheh seen that one before, have you seen the badge for the bloke called Steven with a ph - phteven!

[Chris Higgins @ChrisHiggins81]

@DennisLee1 Hahahaaa!! Can hear you laughing from here!

[Chris Higgins @ChrisHiggins81]

@DennisLee1 HAHAHAHAA!! That is genius!!

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Nice response from Aldi.

[notBigSam @TheBig_Sam]

Wouldn't see me leave the pitch due to an electrical storm. I'd accept its energy. Utilise it. I'd be like Blanka from Street Fighter II.

[Chris Higgins @ChrisHiggins81]

Following that - some people stink.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Your personality affects the way you smell. http://t.co/4RbeGb6d4o

[Only Fools Reactions @OFAHReactions]

Arsenal have actually won a trophy.....

[21st Century Jokes @ModernJokes]

The rarest bird of prey is the Chesney Hawk. There is believed to be only one.

[Chris Higgins @ChrisHiggins81]

@DennisLee1 Haha! Thought you might!

[Chris Higgins @ChrisHiggins81]

@DennisLee1 Got my passport ready and waiting! #alwaysdothesplits

[Chorlton Police (GMP) @GMPChorlton]

Football found in Chorlton; early investigations suggest it may belong to Phil Jones ;/

[Chris Higgins @ChrisHiggins81]

@DennisLee1 @xoobe @Jen_GeminiPM wheeeey!

[Chris Higgins @ChrisHiggins81]

@DennisLee1 found the card, christ I'm good at putting things in safe places :/

[Chris Higgins @ChrisHiggins81]

@DennisLee1 (wherethefeckdidiputit)

[Chris Higgins @ChrisHiggins81]

@DennisLee1 sold! Hahahahaaa!!