Stupid Grunkle Egg

35-year-old offline game-playing man-child. Has a PhD in Cheesing People Off from Crazy Go Nuts University

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

Why does the guest pastor speaking at my church look and sound like a gray-haired Jirard Khalil (The Completionist)?

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

Alright, how much?

[Vampire Survivors | Vampire Crawlers 🧛 @poncle_vampire]

Vampire Survivors: Legacy of the Bloodmoon expansion is coming soon 🌚

💃 10 new characters
🔥 16+ new weapons & evolutions
🗺️ 1 new EXTRA LARGE stage
& more!

whoopsie new content! be prepared to meet the Bloodmoon Clan 😈

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

Sister-in-law came to my house with a bottle of aloe for my sunburn, so hopefully my legs won't hurt so much.

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

So I have a sunburn from my day at the pool and it's making it impossible to sleep.

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

Oh good, I won't have to use Heroic Games Launcher to put this on my Steam Deck now. Will download when I get home.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Gravity Circuit is free to own on Steam (offer ends June 14th) https://t.co/oTQCxMd34L

Deck verified

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

@ShadowRockX

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Gravity Circuit is free to own on Steam (offer ends June 14th) https://t.co/oTQCxMd34L

Deck verified

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

On sale at your local scalper's eBay page.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Pokémon TCG: 30th Celebration | Available September 16 https://t.co/oEZ4vDlw3N

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

Me being arrested for being straight during Pride Month:

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

@LakeFeperd I know a streamer who's interested in an XF key, but he exclusively uses Bluesky, would it be ok if he contacted you there?

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

"Hello, burger!"

"I used to be a red panda!"

"...Oh."

[Chikn Nuggit @chikn_nuggit]

💪 HIT THE GYM... its time to get BEEFY 💪

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

I remember that day. That was the day differing opinions were outlawed on the Internet and everyone was given an outrage quota they were required to meet.

[IGN Finds @IGNDeals]

Can't believe it's been 10 years. Gone but not forgotten. Rest in power, King.

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

Chips so hot they sent Hawt Saus and his entire table to Heaven.

[Chikn Nuggit @chikn_nuggit]

Infinity on the Scoville Scale.

[LakeFeperd @LakeFeperd]

#XFextremeFormula Has reached 1.0 and is out of Early Access!
Can't believe it's finally done after all these years!
Please help us by liking and retweeting this post, let everyone know the game is out there! https://t.co/C2pQu0MLbk

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

Alright, how many thousands of dollars will it take to run this at even 1080p60 without your computer exploding?

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Rocket League announced for Unreal Engine 6

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

Oh great, how are people going to cop out of actually answering someone's question now that "Google it" will become even less helpful?

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Google announces it will now prioritize AI-generated answers in search results over human-written website articles

• Search will be centered around a reimagined ‘intelligent search box’

• Starts next Tuesday

(via @TechCrunch)

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

Bubsy and the gaming world at large when Bubsy 4D comes out and it's a legitimately good game:

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

https://t.co/tFdA9psryM

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

- Chicken Sandwich w/ fries
- Chocolate Bar
- Sonic Adventure
- Tails

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

If you woke up in the 90s, what would your dream day look like?

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

Oh, good thing I already bought Replaylee a month or so ago.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Yooka-Laylee Owner's Discount (30% off) - Leaving 17th June https://t.co/XFWojpoowY

[Stupid Grunkle Egg @ChrisHighwnd]

@Lumic_4 @Babillustration Geez, Katt, you look like you got hit with a wish that no-one was allowed to sleep.