Chris Kerri

Worlds greatest garbage man, turkey hunter, and limousine driver (chauffeur)

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@PokemonGoApp Why does gengar have the tip of a penis for a tongue on the loading screen 😡

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@GavinNewsom President John F. Kennedy issued Executive Order 11111, which federalized the Alabama National Guard when local authorities interfered with federal law. The locals and the governor were blocking access for 2 black students who were attempting to register for school.

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@NASCAR @NashvilleSuperS @PrimeVideo Get rid of @primevideo way too much buffering and frozen images 😡

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@SenMarkKelly @ianbremmer You should have stayed in space

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@SenMarkKelly @TAPSorg @DoleFoundation Go f yourself

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@SenMarkKelly You’re a piece of 💩 who the f do you think you are?

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@MonsterEnergy why would a bear break into my car and drink 5 of my drinks? #unleashthebeast

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@rainnwilson Newspaper, duh

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@ColinCowherd @RealLoganRyan How can you say AFC is better than NFC? #bangbanb49ergang

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@DutchBros ER 911 blended

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@ThePerezHilton @PerezHilton @stratvegas You’re awfully brave to stay at the Strat. 🤦‍♂️

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@LittleLeague Best game ever!

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@kcranews someone stole Derek Carr’s sleeves 😂😂😂😂

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@GeorgeTakei Until you go to hell

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#OhioState overrated

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@PokemonLetsGoNS Ralts

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@PokemonLetsGoNS Rants

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@GasMonkeyGarage I just want Santa to supercharge my 6.2 gmc without voiding my warranty

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@Athletics Rick Monday baseball bat

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@PokemonGoApp what happened? All of my Pokémon are half dead