Chris Kilonzo Jones

Passion Paver. Child of God.
I am who I am. I do what I do and am damn good at it.
I'm not a Guru. I'm a Duru. I just don't talk about it, I do it.

[Chris Kilonzo Jones @ChrisKilonzo]

@yelele19 @ahmednasirlaw These insults are unnecessary.
If you have an issue with someone being nominated for anything, just comment on that - and that alone.
Mambo ya kuita watu wamejiinua kimaisha homeless ni matusi.

[Chris Kilonzo Jones @ChrisKilonzo]

@ahmednasirlaw Some will say "Don't hate the player, hate the game". And btw, his parallel appetite hosted him....
Whatever the case, what he makes MONTHLY.. which is roughly Ksh 762 million, is more than my entire family tree has made since money was invented !!!
Aki I'm the wrong career 💯

[Chris Kilonzo Jones @ChrisKilonzo]

Kenya’s current estimated population is approximately 58.6 million people.
Let's do the count again at the end of October 2026 when we find out the reasons why the @Kenyajudiciary Court of Appeal issued an order staying the High Court's Conservatory orders- on matters Ebola 😣😣

[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

"President Ruto himself reached out to U.S government and asked for sh 1.7 Billion fee so that we could dump Ebola victims to Kenya. U.S Government didn't come looking for Kenya, it's Mr. Ruto who offered to host Ebola patients"

~ Rubio, Secretary of state United States of America.

Ebola is already loitering in Kenya!

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

The Ruto government is just too much. These guys wake up every single day just to conjure up more ways to cause pain to Kenyans. I know we are expected to keep government in check as opposition but it’s literally impossible to keep up with the breadth and depth of the capacity for evil these guys have. It doesn’t have to be like this bwana. When we tell you just kicking Ruto out solves 80% of our problems you best believe! Just like he did with Haiti and now Ebola, for the right amount, this one can sell us to the devil himself!

[Chris Kilonzo Jones @ChrisKilonzo]

@edwinsifuna Unfortunately Senator, WE HAVE ALREADY BEEN SOLD ... Ebola is here to collect.

[Chris Kilonzo Jones @ChrisKilonzo]

@Luuchike @OkiyaOmtatah @KaranjaMatindi @jsckenya @Luuchike please refer to pg 4 of Okiya's Press statement. The question possed is clear Can a court issue an immediately enforceable order without reasons in circumstances where the absence of those reasons effectively prevents timely appeal to the Supreme Court?

Jibu hiyo👆

[Chris Kilonzo Jones @ChrisKilonzo]

@Luuchike @OkiyaOmtatah @KaranjaMatindi @jsckenya @MigunaMiguna has been encouraging us to stop living in Mental Slavery...and therefore I will be gentle to you luuchike.

[Chris Kilonzo Jones @ChrisKilonzo]

@OkiyaOmtatah @jsckenya Our country is going to the dogs. The corruption at the Court of Appeal is just tooooo much !!!!
How I wish Traoré was our leader.
We keep getting deeper and deeper in messes engineered and supported by inefficient and greedy leaders.
When will this madness stop?

[Chris Kilonzo Jones @ChrisKilonzo]

@DigaHernandez Amen 🙏🙏🙏

[Chris Kilonzo Jones @ChrisKilonzo]

@MikeSonko @peteben633 Wa musyi.....This comment is uncalled for. You don't have to respond to any post that YOU feel is negative towards you. Zingine, just ignore. Wee panga mambo Yako na wale who are with you will support you. You're smart - Focus on that.

[Chris Kilonzo Jones @ChrisKilonzo]

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[Chris Kilonzo Jones @ChrisKilonzo]

@ahmednasirlaw On this one, you took no prisoners. Great analysis.

[Chris Kilonzo Jones @ChrisKilonzo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣https://t.co/mmzEnozwDu

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Breaking News: Deadly fire at Hillside Endarasha Academy… this is the saddest news! 16 students burnt beyond beyond recognition. Terrible!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the gaslighting is crazy😭

[Eric @amerix]

One of the reasons I stopped going to church is the unholy dalliance between Church of God and commercial banks.

Some churches even have segments during service where they invite banks to talk about loans.

This is the most outrageous blasphemy in the history of religion.

Yet nobody sees this as a problem.

We are commanded to worship one God, but here we are now worshipping money.

It is sinful, immoral, ungodly, and blasphemous.

In the book of Mathew 21: 12 - 13, the holy scriptures say:

"Jesus entered the temple and drove out all who sold and bought in the temple, and he overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold pigeons.

He said to them, “It is written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer,’ but you make it a den of robbers.”

Banks are the money changers that Jesus condemned when he stormed the temple.

#ManDay

[Chris Kilonzo Jones @ChrisKilonzo]

@Queen_karun As a man, know this, Your kids are your wife's children. You are only helping her raise them.
Society demands the man literally gives up his happiness, pleasures, resources & life for women and children. Men Don't benefit from Marriage & indeed, FOR THE MAN, MARRIAGE IS A SCAM.

[Chris Kilonzo Jones @ChrisKilonzo]

@Queen_karun Fact: Women love their kids more than their husbands, no matter how good the man is. The older he gets, the less use they have for him.
Men sacrifice so much but get little recognition. The woman reaps all the benefits. The kids are often closer & more affectionate towards her.