Average News Enjoyer

30, he/him/benevolent entity. Bicycles, combat sports, history and politics.

[Average News Enjoyer @ChrisMEdgington]

The party is a company. Its purpose is to raise money and pay back its investors. Members aren't activists, they are employees who owe loyalty. Support for the oligarchy is not even seen as a political position. Other parties are friendly competition, her husband works for Trump.

[Kaivan Shroff @KaivanShroff]

Harris slams protestor during book tour.

“You want to talk about legacy? Let’s talk about the legacy of mass deportations, of not voting, and Donald Trump.”

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

This photo actually broke me on @majorityfm today.

The way you can tell she’s smiling from afar. How hard she’s hitting her stride.

We had a viewer say she should be known as "Insane Bolt," which might be the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.

[Average News Enjoyer @ChrisMEdgington]

"The last 15 years of nose candy and fried mars bars has caught up with me and I'm now slower than a sedated turtle."

[AJE Sport @AJE_Sport]

Former world heavyweight champion Tyson ⁠⁠Fury has said his long-awaited boxing showdown with fellow Briton Anthony Joshua “doesn’t look like it’s going to happen”, accusing his rival and promoter Eddie Hearn of being “money-thirsty”.

🔗: https://t.co/egU8m4KZui

[Average News Enjoyer @ChrisMEdgington]

Lol there's a photo. It's so embarrassing it's hilarious.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Natalie Harp running after Trump’s golf cart in 2023

[Adam Bojak @AdamBojak]

It really is amazing how, after all these years, @TheOnion is still so insanely good at this

[Average News Enjoyer @ChrisMEdgington]

China isn't at war, and hasn't been for decades. But at what cost?

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

China has not fought a war in decades. To conquer Taiwan, it needs the latest battlefield lessons and data to compensate for its lack of combat experience. That is where Russia comes in https://t.co/rgkoMJUDbb

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

*Abdul wins by 15k votes*

Media: Devastatingly close. He has to become more centrist now.

*Hong loses by 3k votes*

Media: ITS JOEVER FOR THE LEFT. COLLAPSE IS IMMINENT. FULL CENTRIST MANDATE.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

what was that quote about how nobody knew the roman empire collapsed they just noticed roads and bridges stopped being fixed

[Average News Enjoyer @ChrisMEdgington]

You need an Amazon prime subscription for 6 events a year, and a ONE Inner Circle subscription for a couple of fights a week, just to be able to pay extra for the PPV's, and 90% of their fights are free live on YouTube.

[Jack Slack @JackSlackMMA]

The amount of interesting stuff I'm just finding out happened behind the ONE Championship paywall is hilarious

No one is seeing this guys

[Jack Slack @JackSlackMMA]

The amount of interesting stuff I'm just finding out happened behind the ONE Championship paywall is hilarious

No one is seeing this guys

[Average News Enjoyer @ChrisMEdgington]

"I will run the country like a business!"

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

The Argentine peso is officially worthless.

[courtneybonneauimages @cbonneauimages]

I’ve said this before but I’d like to reiterate until you get it.

Americans, the violence you export will always come home to you. Your government will start using these tactics on you. You’re next.

[Jack Slack @JackSlackMMA]

Genuinely HUGE if true

[Average News Enjoyer @ChrisMEdgington]

@kenklippenstein She is the "progressive" who said Planned Parenthood was a racist eugenic organization!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

LOMBARDO: So I know the pastor spoke about Officer Abdelnabi--

TRUMP RALLY CROWD: *Boooooo*

LOMBARDO: No. We're not booing him. He's the officer that passed away here recently

[IncarcerNation.com @IncarcerNation]

🚨🚨🚨 Anchorage PD Officer Kaden Pohl killed 3 people in less than 6 weeks in 2 separate incidents. All 3 cases are linked in🧵⬇️
1/4

[Average News Enjoyer @ChrisMEdgington]

We've got a killer cop now yay. Killed three people in two months.

[Anchorage Daily News @adndotcom]

Police identified the cab driver and passenger who were killed in a collision with an Anchorage Police Department cruiser on Saturday in Midtown. https://t.co/cohCP8mE0B

[Average News Enjoyer @ChrisMEdgington]

@lthomasnews Maybe they should add 4oz Muay Thai and occasionally grappling matches.

[Average News Enjoyer @ChrisMEdgington]

Worth remembering Israel claims the international authority to arrest and try war criminals without the consent of any other nation, but threatens to kill American police if arrested for war crimes here.

[Jeremy Loffredo @loffredojeremy]

Mamdani says he will not arrest Netanyahu. Netanyahu says he has Israeli commandos ready to fight American police officers just incase. Greatest ally.

[Average News Enjoyer @ChrisMEdgington]

@lthomasnews Oh that's just attempted murder.

[Average News Enjoyer @ChrisMEdgington]

https://t.co/6kgyBCcngK
Lol. Ex-CIA head of Ebay's security team seems to claim their job was still actually actively working as a CIA agent, recruiting the C-suite of Ebay to be CIA assets.

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

lmao the CIA guy was still working for the CIA when he did this

https://t.co/p3t2OYJjNN

[Average News Enjoyer @ChrisMEdgington]

Ebay's CEO absolutely ordered their corporate security employees to send death threats to a polite retired couple, sent armed men to break into their home and plant trackers on them, and told his team to be ready to do much worse. No one questioned this internally.

[Kevin Hague @kevverage]

this is *wild*

[Average News Enjoyer @ChrisMEdgington]

For a corporate team to have no reaction to this, I would bet that team has done worse. I think many US companies really aren't much different to the Yakuza, mostly just rich guys doing fraud, but willing to carry out a murder or two a year.