Chris Mahon

Anybody selling 'Cool Runnings' on VHS?

[Chris Mahon @ChrisMahon96]

Arriving to Dublin Airport more than 2 and half hours before your flight is like playing Monopoly but every tile is go to Jail

[wint @dril]

while every one was busy talking star wars this and star wars that, i have been mastering the Hands-Free orgasm .

[Tony Cantwell @tonyhorror]

“and Tubs, one small thing. When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Ploon?”

[Chris Mahon @ChrisMahon96]

@aine_maddenx @ladbible Set at christmas though and deals with the themes of family and greed, sounds like a christmas movie to me!

[Chris Mahon @ChrisMahon96]

@aine_maddenx @ladbible

[Chris Mahon @ChrisMahon96]

@aine_maddenx @INDIEWASHERE JK Rowling: Hagrid is transgender and has a foot fetish

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

[rob fee @robfee]

How are so many people JUST NOW offended by Trump? It's like getting to the 7th Harry Potter book & realizing Voldemort might be a bad guy.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Depends where I put it. RT @paulinaboncan: Little bit of james blunt never hurt anybody

[Chris Mahon @ChrisMahon96]

@Weak_Kazoo

[Chris Mahon @ChrisMahon96]

@Weak_Kazoo After the Holy Roman empire conquered the Gauls, they established all of our infrastructure #Truefacts

[Chris Mahon @ChrisMahon96]

Hold the Door.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Jamie Carragher post-match, talking about Leicester winning the league. Like your mate talking about shagging when you know he's a virgin.

[Albertina Rizzo @albz]

You wanna turn up the volume on this one.
https://t.co/GholQYoxid

[has Leo won an oscar @LeoAndHisOscar]

yes