Chris Morrill

Hawaiian shirts | Pork steaks | Stag beer | Sarcasm | Cats | Memes | Wordsmithing | The Mississippi River | Hot/spicy stuff | Dark humor | Profanity | Liberty ⚜

[Chris Morrill @ChrisMorrill573]

@DoughyRamone Maybe I just accidentally discovered the appeal of food trucks and street food.

[Chris Morrill @ChrisMorrill573]

I have found that food tastes better when eaten in places where the chances of getting stabbed are at least above average.

[The Daily Buffett @DailyBuffettX]

I'm back to livin' Floridays

Blue skies and ultra-violet rays

Lookin' for better days, lookin' for better days

Lookin' for Floridays

[Chris Morrill @ChrisMorrill573]

Missouri could take in southern Illinois without much fuss.

Or, all of "Indiana" in this scenario.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

I support this

[Chris Morrill @ChrisMorrill573]

No red flags here!
https://t.co/byA7dG3yrM

[🗡️ James Porter 🖋️ @RetroPorteR]

.@lucahjin

[Augie Nash @AugieNash]

The originator of the Brockabrella.

#STLCards

[The Daily Buffett @DailyBuffettX]

I wanna be there

I wanna go back down and die beside the sea there

With a tin cup for a chalice, fill it up with good red wine

And I'm a chewin' on a honeysuckle vine

[Chris Morrill @ChrisMorrill573]

Team PAH gang gang

[Amazing Maps @amazingmap]

The invisible boundaries behind every forecast.

[AmericaReal @AmericaReal3]

🤔🤔🤔🤔
I'm actually impressed.... I think..

[Chris Morrill @ChrisMorrill573]

@bestofStarTrek I've always had a soft spot for the Excelsior class.

[cow @cowincrisis]

saw you drive past the field and not wave at us. i’ll remember this.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

This is my shocked face

[Toastie @Toastiewiththe]

Feral Cat Project FB #humor #cats
Cartoonist Lucas Turnbloom

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to catch Ferris Bueller skipping school when you have to leave straight from the office to go play third base for the White Sox that night?

[Chris Morrill @ChrisMorrill573]

@SWCultureLive Wait until he finds out the last name of the kid "Ben" is running around with.

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"In 1980, I sustained serious injuries from a car accident when my vehicle went off a bridge, driven off the road by the Blues Brothers."

[Chris Morrill @ChrisMorrill573]

"Imagine" is an okay song until he gets to the part about "no possessions."

[Chris Morrill @ChrisMorrill573]

Police chief faked a staged theft for insurance fraud, appeals court affirms https://t.co/lYwVr6A7D0